Not a Giants Fan

Discussion in 'NFL Talk' started by whiteriverbigcats, Dec 16, 2007.

  1. whiteriverbigcats

    whiteriverbigcats New Member

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    Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.

    A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

    "Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Viciou Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
    "But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replied.

    "Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again.
    "Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
    "I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy said.

    "I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets.
    "What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
    "I'm a Cowboys fan." the child said.

    The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
    "Little Redneck Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet!"
     
  2. LilRyjoe04

    LilRyjoe04 New Member

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    LOL!! That's a good one Shane! Thanks.:smile2:
     

  3. Ulikedew

    Ulikedew New Member

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    So if he was a Colts fan what would the title read?
     
  4. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    Ouch that hurt.
     
  5. whiteriverbigcats

    whiteriverbigcats New Member

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    If he claimed to be a Colts fan i might have read like this..

    Young Colts fan shows class and puts self in harms way to save Patriots fan that teased dog....