New Texas Hunting Stamp

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Coloman, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. Coloman

    Coloman New Member

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    Soddy Daisy, Tn
    WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering
    awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney theMedal of Freedom, the national
    highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an
    attorney.The source was quoted to say " All Americans have wanted to shoot a
    lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the balls to do it".

    In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues
    hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag
    a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license.
    Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds,
    deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will cost
    $100, but "open season" will be all year long.

    The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at
    hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate
    annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other
    states are considering similar hunting license stamps.
     
  2. cook

    cook New Member

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    Plattsburg,Mo.(near K.C.)
    OMG,here come the lawyer jokes....close your eyes,Sal!!