New terrorism alerts in Europe

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Ictalurus Punctatus, May 25, 2007.

  1. Ictalurus Punctatus

    Ictalurus Punctatus New Member

    Greensboro, NC
    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
    threats that have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".
    Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
    even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the
    blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
    re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time "A
    Bloody Nuisance" warning level occurred was during the great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
    terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in
    France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a
    recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
    paralyzing the country's military capability.

    It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
    alert. Italy has increased its alert level from "Shout Loudly and
    Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:
    "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance "
    to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." Two higher levels remain:
    "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual and the only
    threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
    These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
    Navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish Navy.
  2. Wil

    Wil New Member

    Minden Nebraska