new preamble to constitution

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by willcat, Feb 23, 2009.

  1. willcat

    willcat New Member

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    NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION
    The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye
    from GA. This guy should run for President one day.......
    "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
    everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots,
    keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings
    of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
    hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
    guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other
    liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident that a whole
    lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they
    require a Bill of NON-Rights."
    ARTICLE I:
    You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form
    of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one
    is guaranteeing anything.
    ARTICLE II:
    You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on
    freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may
    leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but
    the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
    ARTICLE III:
    You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
    screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool
    manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
    ARTICLE IV:
    You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the
    most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need,
    but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
    generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than
    the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. (This
    one is my pet peeve..... get an education and go to work.... don't expect
    everyone else to take care of you!)
    ARTICLE V:
    You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you
    kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if
    the rest of us want
    to see you fry in the electric chair.
    ARTICLE VI:
    You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob,
    cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be
    surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place
    where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of
    leisure.
    ARTICLE VII:
    You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a
    job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to
    take
    advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid
    before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)
    ARTICLE VIII:
    You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you
    have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if
    you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those
    of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
    ARTICLE IX:
    This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from,
    English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!
    (Lastly....)
    ARTICLE X:
    You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage.
    This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are
    given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at
    all; with no fear of persecution The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our
    heritage and history,
    and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!
     
  2. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Thanks,Will, Those of us here in these United States Of America That Actually have a brain,and work our tail off to provide the affore mentioned folks would love to see that passed into law,But alas we never will. Sad what RIGHTS have DWINDELED TO to some folks.
     

  3. john catfish young

    john catfish young New Member

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    Awesome post Will. I'd like to borrow that sometime for the HI Area's whining liberals!!!:wink:
     
  4. pk_powell

    pk_powell New Member

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    Good Post,thanks!!:smile2:
     
  5. r ward

    r ward New Member

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    Great post Will