new fishing pole

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by CATFISHING1, Feb 23, 2008.

  1. CATFISHING1

    CATFISHING1 New Member

    Messages:
    272
    State:
    MO.
    this old lady goes to WALMART to buy her grandson a fishing pole. she reaches up,pulls one off the rack, and goes to the counter where the clerk is.she ask the clerk for some info on the rod and reel.he says "well mam, im 100%blind ,but if you will drop it on the counter there,ill tell you all about it" so she drops it on the counter,and he says"well thats a shakespear rod with a zebco 33reel ,and it has 10 pound test line on it, its on sale for $20."she says "WOW! thats amazing! how can you do that?" he says "when your blind you get in touch with your other senses." the lady says she will take it.she pulls out her credit card and drops it to the floor.the clerk says " thats a master card right?" the lady says it was.she bends over to get her card but farts as she is bending over. she thinks to herself to just be quiet and he wouldnt thick it was her.when she stands up the clerk says"that'll be $33" the lady says"i thought you said it was $20" he says" i did, but the duck call is $10 and thestink bait is $3.":wink:
     
  2. whodaman

    whodaman New Member

    Messages:
    215
    State:
    Des Moines Iowa
    man that is a good one
     

  3. skawez

    skawez Member

    Messages:
    720
    State:
    Hickman, Ne
    Name:
    Steve
    thats funny i like that one roflmao
     
  4. koakley1

    koakley1 New Member

    Messages:
    180
    State:
    Kansas
    I read that one some where before but it is still very funny. Thanks!
     
  5. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    3,241
    State:
    Virginia
  6. bownero

    bownero New Member

    Messages:
    3,137
    State:
    Hastings, Ne.
    oldie but a goodie!! thanks for the joke.lol:smile2:
     
  7. Wabash River Bear

    Wabash River Bear New Member

    Messages:
    3,019
    State:
    Indiana
    :big_smile: Thats a good one! :smile2:
     
  8. uttatoo

    uttatoo New Member

    Messages:
    1,797
    State:
    greatbend kansas
    wow that was great thanks for the laughs
     
  9. SangamonCatKiller

    SangamonCatKiller New Member

    Messages:
    488
    State:
    central illinois
    lmao @ that. Keep those coming!!!
     
  10. blacksheep

    blacksheep New Member

    Messages:
    175
    State:
    NC
    My wife works for walmart and I just had to show her this...
     
  11. BailBonds

    BailBonds New Member

    Messages:
    282
    State:
    Indiana
    That is a good one. I forwarded it to my friend "Hawkeye" that is totally blind too. Yes that's his nickname and no he doesn't read emails. He has special voice recognition software. The software has opened his world to email. Don't feel too sorry for Hawkeye. He was gainfully employed his whole life while blind the last 25 years and retired now. He has a great wife, a nice home, rental properties, is muscle car motorhead and can stay with any NASCAR nut on stats. Last time I went fishing with him he was the ONLY one out of four of us that caught a fish. Yep out fished by a blind man. No he won't trust me anymore when he asks if he still has bait on his hook. And yes he has a sense of humor.
     
  12. beetle

    beetle New Member

    Messages:
    1,003
    State:
    Ohio
    Thats a good one!:big_smile:
     
  13. brother hilljack

    brother hilljack New Member

    Messages:
    7,305
    State:
    Shelbyville, TN
    That's actually pretty typical of our society and pathetic as it sounds.