this old lady goes to WALMART to buy her grandson a fishing pole. she reaches up,pulls one off the rack, and goes to the counter where the clerk is.she ask the clerk for some info on the rod and reel.he says "well mam, im 100%blind ,but if you will drop it on the counter there,ill tell you all about it" so she drops it on the counter,and he says"well thats a shakespear rod with a zebco 33reel ,and it has 10 pound test line on it, its on sale for $20."she says "WOW! thats amazing! how can you do that?" he says "when your blind you get in touch with your other senses." the lady says she will take it.she pulls out her credit card and drops it to the floor.the clerk says " thats a master card right?" the lady says it was.she bends over to get her card but farts as she is bending over. she thinks to herself to just be quiet and he wouldnt thick it was her.when she stands up the clerk says"that'll be $33" the lady says"i thought you said it was $20" he says" i did, but the duck call is $10 and thestink bait is $3.":wink:
That is a good one. I forwarded it to my friend "Hawkeye" that is totally blind too. Yes that's his nickname and no he doesn't read emails. He has special voice recognition software. The software has opened his world to email. Don't feel too sorry for Hawkeye. He was gainfully employed his whole life while blind the last 25 years and retired now. He has a great wife, a nice home, rental properties, is muscle car motorhead and can stay with any NASCAR nut on stats. Last time I went fishing with him he was the ONLY one out of four of us that caught a fish. Yep out fished by a blind man. No he won't trust me anymore when he asks if he still has bait on his hook. And yes he has a sense of humor.
