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this old lady goes to WALMART to buy her grandson a fishing pole. she reaches up,pulls one off the rack, and goes to the counter where the clerk is.she ask the clerk for some info on the rod and reel.he says "well mam, im 100%blind ,but if you will drop it on the counter there,ill tell you all about it" so she drops it on the counter,and he says"well thats a shakespear rod with a zebco 33reel ,and it has 10 pound test line on it, its on sale for $20."she says "WOW! thats amazing! how can you do that?" he says "when your blind you get in touch with your other senses." the lady says she will take it.she pulls out her credit card and drops it to the floor.the clerk says " thats a master card right?" the lady says it was.she bends over to get her card but farts as she is bending over. she thinks to herself to just be quiet and he wouldnt thick it was her.when she stands up the clerk says"that'll be $33" the lady says"i thought you said it was $20" he says" i did, but the duck call is $10 and thestink bait is $3.":wink:
