never lay in bed and spit copenhagn in a pop bottle with the lid on

Discussion in 'LOCAL OHIO TALK' started by flathunter, Jul 5, 2008.

  1. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    Well as I lay here in bed with my bad back, I have the keyboard in my lap and the computer desk pulled right beside the bed.

    I got me out a huge dip of copenhagen, after enjoying it for a long time I had quite a big spit worked up.

    I reached for my mountain dew bottle and let her fly, trouble is the lid was on the bottle:eek:oooh::eek:oooh:

    Now I am in a predicament, I aint in no shape to change the sheets on the bed, and I dont want to lay in it all day.

    But if I hollar for my wife she is gonna kill me for sure:embarassed:

    I am most certainly gonna pay for this cause I know she is gonna take my dip from me!!!!

    And probably scold me as if I was a child.

    Thats after she gets done beating on me.
     
  2. punkin570

    punkin570 New Member

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    How come the term... "You made your bed..now lay in it" comes to mind...:smile2: Be glad I'm not your wife..I'd do more than kill ya.:eek:oooh: That is after I get thru laughin and gagging at ya. Shame on you. LOL, Man, I feel for your wife.
     

  3. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Jack ,It could have been worse,I cant count the number of times,I have accidently took a sip from a can of beer ,that wasn't my beer:wink::tounge_out:
     
  4. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    Ricahrd, I have done that aslo:wink:

    One day I was spitting in a pepsi can, and my wife took a big swallow! WOW, was she mad!
     
  5. CountryHart

    CountryHart New Member

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    Copenhagen,,,i been addicted to the nasty stuff for years.:angry: I've gone to sleep with it in my mouth and thats a eye opening experience.:dribble: Jack my advise is to fake an accident as cover up.Perhaps spill your plate or cawfee. Who knows ya may get sympathy and the bedding changed too.:smile2:
     
  6. Mark J

    Mark J New Member

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    Might even get a back rub out of it too.
     
  7. catfishjohn

    catfishjohn New Member

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    All I can say is Good Luck!!!:crazy::eek:oooh::wink::smile2:
     
  8. hunted

    hunted New Member

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    yeah,i am with catfishjohn,good luck,lol
     
  9. slimdaddy

    slimdaddy Well-Known Member

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    :smile2:jack just tell her you had diarreha and you couldnt get up quik enough and you spotted the bed lol:crazy::smile2:
     
  10. willcat

    willcat New Member

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    I think she's gonna kill ya no matter what you tell her!!
     
  11. 72hdflh

    72hdflh New Member

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    Quit spittin' Learn to swallow!! I can't go around spitting at work, which is where 90% of my dippin' goes on at so I just swallow it. Heck I can even sleep all night with a dip in, I don't do it very often though. Good Luck though, I could just hear my wife if I did that!!!!
     
  12. tbull

    tbull New Member

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    Funny bro, done that before, I remember on one car trip when my wife and I used to travel back and forth from Virginia to Ohio (military), she fell asleep. Well I was spitting in this long john silvers cup, didnt realize she got up and guess what she took a swig of????You guessed it! Had to pull over for her to shall I say, relieve herself...:eek:oooh::smile2::smile2:
     
  13. Catfish_Commando

    Catfish_Commando TF Staff Member

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    Tell her you had your eyes closed and you awoke to something going ino your mouth, you thought it was a spider and spit it out, luckily for her, the black widow crawled away slowly out of the spit. :smile2:
     
  14. katkiller77

    katkiller77 New Member

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    good luck and i will pray you will get through your trial:eek:oooh:
     
  15. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    Sorry Jack, thats funny I dont care who ya are. :smile2:
     
  16. ga2oh

    ga2oh New Member

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    WOW you've got worse luck than I do. I bow before the king of bad days:smile2:
     
  17. ryang

    ryang Well-Known Member

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    So what happened Jack????
     
  18. BigCatJakeSr

    BigCatJakeSr New Member

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    While I was stationed in California I had my wife attempt to pour out my bottle of spit while going 60 mph, as it came out it traveled up her arm to the shoulder. She was gagging for better than an hour. It had me rollin.
     
  19. Apache Flats

    Apache Flats New Member

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    Now that's funny right there.:smile2::smile2::smile2: Good luck with the wife, I feel for you.
     
  20. KyLeN

    KyLeN New Member

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    LOL done that befor i just told the old lady that the dog jumped up on the table and hit it lol poor dog