Need help with home security system

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by wolfman, Apr 4, 2008.

  1. wolfman

    wolfman Well-Known Member

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    Walter Flack
    Not sure what the problem is?
     

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  2. metalman

    metalman Well-Known Member

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    Looks like time to fire 'em all Walt and hire some new help...W
     

  3. Ulikedew

    Ulikedew New Member

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    Toss some Jalapeños in with with the dog chow light some fire in their rear ends.Warning they might shrink a start liking Taco Bell
     
  4. catfisherman_eky3

    catfisherman_eky3 New Member

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    Looks like you need some new security lol
     
  5. CATFISHING1

    CATFISHING1 New Member

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    looks like you workin them to hard:crazy:
     
  6. dademoss

    dademoss Member

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    It's a disguise, they are ready to rip the throat out of any intruder!
     
  7. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    Here ya go.

    Redneck Home Security System

    1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba, Big Jim, I went for more ammo. Back in
    an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

    Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
     
  8. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    Walter your guard dogs are just to content. Probably feeding them to much scraps.
     
  9. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Dang,Walter. I am sorry I took so long to look at this. I think they just ate the mailman and the UPS guy and are content :smile2:
     
  10. Mike81

    Mike81 Well-Known Member

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    That's what ya get when you only pay minimum wage Walt....:big_smile: