I need some new "my fish was so big" lines to use at the lake. Let me hear some good ones to spring on my buddies..... Here's the old standards I've been using. That fish was so big we had to cut em in half just to weigh em! Heck, the picture weighed 8 pounds! He was so big he coulda kick started a 747! There has to be a ton of good ol ones I haven't heard yet and some new ones too.