My catfish was so big....

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by gonecatn, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. gonecatn

    gonecatn New Member

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    I need some new "my fish was so big" lines to use at the lake.
    Let me hear some good ones to spring on my buddies.....

    Here's the old standards I've been using.

    That fish was so big we had to cut em in half just to weigh em!

    Heck, the picture weighed 8 pounds!

    He was so big he coulda kick started a 747!


    There has to be a ton of good ol ones I haven't heard yet and some new ones too.
     
  2. catfishcrazy256

    catfishcrazy256 New Member

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    my fish was sooooooooooo big it had to back up twice to get around the bend in the river !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smile2:
     

  3. Esox Hunter

    Esox Hunter New Member

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    "I wouldn't say the fish was big, but I've NEVER enjoyed water-skiing so much in my life!!!"
     
  4. Arkansascatman777

    Arkansascatman777 New Member

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    I seen this one last night in the rambling thread.

    My fish was so big it took 2 tv screens just to view it:eek:oooh::smile2:.
     
  5. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    My fish was so big.....it shut my wife up for once!!
     
  6. BKS72

    BKS72 New Member

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    River dropped 3" at the KC gauge when I got him in the boat:wink:
     
  7. GaryF

    GaryF New Member

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    He was this big (hold hands far apart)..... just between the eyes.
     
  8. john catfish young

    john catfish young New Member

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    My fish was so big he had a 20 lb flathead in his stomach...and one more in his mouth.:confused2:
     
  9. TOPS

    TOPS New Member

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    My fish was so big, I had to make two trips just to get him home!!:wink:
     
  10. SSgt Fishslayer

    SSgt Fishslayer New Member

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    my fish was so big that not even postbeetle could make up a story to descibe him.
     
  11. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    AND THE WINNER IS ........SGT FISHSLAYER!!! If postbeetle cant make a story to describe him I dont know who could.
     
  12. Esox Hunter

    Esox Hunter New Member

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    My fish was so big it had it's own ZIPCODE!!!!
     
  13. Netmanjack

    Netmanjack New Member

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    I guess I have not heard many exaggerations nor used them to qualify a big cat. However one night I did haul one out of the river and when I got him on the bank his shoulders bumped the moon and his tail tickled the stars! :wink:
     
  14. catfishscotty

    catfishscotty Well-Known Member

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    the fish i noodled out of the bank was so big i had to slam a hay hook in his side and tie the rope to the tractor to pull him up on the bank.

    TAXIDERMY MAN GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN HE SEES WHAT I BRING HIM !!!!!!!!:crazy:
     
  15. Ulikedew

    Ulikedew New Member

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    That darn fish was so big took me skiing on my behind all the way down the Ohio River to New Orleans.When it got off my pants were filled with so many shad I sold them a $1.00 a pound and had enough to fly home after hitting Mardi Gras.