Mullet vs. Mullet

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Tulcat, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. Tulcat

    Tulcat New Member

    One is a ridiculed fish.
    One is a ridiculed haircut.

    Here is an explanation of the difference.

    What it is
    A bottom-dwellin', algae eatin' junkfish
    An inexplicably popular haircut

    Habitat
    Marine or freshwater, usually hiding from bigger, cooler fish
    Hockey games, monster truck rallies, baitfishing seminars, snowmobile conventions, county fairgrounds, Anthrax concerts

    Also Known as
    Mullies, mountain mullet, pinkeye
    Mississippi Mudflap, Kentucky Waterfall, beaver paddle, soccer rocker, shlong (short-long), squirrel pelt

    Goes Great With
    Tartar sauce, white wine, stew
    Acid wash cutoffs, day charters, neon, restraining orders, catfishing, mustaches, Cameros

    Best Times for Viewing
    Dawn and dusk, just before storms
    Weekends, during morning fishing shows or Saturday evening WWE events

    Feeds on
    Seaweed, bottom mud, algae, whitefish
    KFC, Copenhagen, Camel no-filters, whitefish
     
  2. FS Driver

    FS Driver New Member

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    we were lookin through our family pictures a week or so ago
    and we found a nephew and 2 brother in laws with mullets actually a sisterinlaw too:tounge_out:

    joe dirte' made it cool:cool2:
     

  3. catseeman

    catseeman New Member

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    They kept the sun off of my neck. I ain't no redneck nomore. got it! lol. It beat wearing one of those fishing hats from the french foriegn liegone.
     
  4. catseeman

    catseeman New Member

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    ooooh, HAIRCUTS NOT FISH!
     
  5. duxsrus

    duxsrus New Member

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    That was good. Can say despite having really long hair when I was younger, never had one of those though.
     
  6. borntocatfish

    borntocatfish New Member

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    hahahahahahahaahaahahaahahahahathats funny
     
  7. dreamer34

    dreamer34 New Member

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    yea ....i still got mine....lol:cool2:
     
  8. rushing

    rushing New Member

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    One of my fishin buddies a few years ago decided to grow a mullet as a joke. He took that joke to the extreme, the flapper was down well past his shoulders before he cut it. He is now waiting to go kinda bald so he can do a mullet comb over!:lol:
     
  9. Wil

    Wil New Member

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    sorry, once a redneck always a redneck.
     
  10. Taliesin

    Taliesin New Member

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    I have to wait until I get out of the military to grow mine. Been waiting a while, but I'm pretty sure that's what I will have.

    Fashion? what's that?
     
  11. countrygirl0569

    countrygirl0569 New Member

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    LMAO, lol, can't say that I've ever had a mullet, lol, and that's a VERY good thing, lol
    Nathan on the other hand, I can't say much on his part lol
     
  12. SkiMax

    SkiMax New Member

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    Haha, that's funny stuff! I grew one senior year of high school and we went to Washington DC for senior trip. I had the whole outfit, a camo vest, jean cutoffs, a fake Megadeth tatoo, cig's rolled up in my sleeve. The night we got there was the first night we started bombing Iraq so needless to say security was very tight. Snipers on the roofs, helicopters flying around, etc. Everybody was worried but me. I knew if something went down the soldiers would look at me, toss me a gun and say "let's go get dem terrorist!
     
  13. dreamer34

    dreamer34 New Member

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    ya know what they say about mullets...business in the front ...party in the rear:cool2:
     
  14. ryang

    ryang Well-Known Member

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    Anyone notice RIP hasnt said anything on this thread:big_smile:
     
  15. RiverKing

    RiverKing New Member

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    business in the front .....PARTY IN THE BACK....LOL
     
  16. Tulcat

    Tulcat New Member

    LOL! :cool2:

    I desperately wanted to use RIP's pic on this thread, but I've already had to make up with him in the past after the "chicken" incident. I did not wish to repeat my sins.:smile2: