MIGHT BE GOOD FOR A LAUGH

Discussion in 'Gateway Catfishing Club' started by Mrs Okie, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. Mrs Okie

    Mrs Okie New Member

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    Fed X brought the damn Okie a new anchor ball yesterday. He was admiring it as it sat there all deflated and commented that it held 2 lbs of air. As you know, we are on the road and are limited on what we can haul around, but we do carry one of those little portable air compressors in our boat. I figured he would wait until Friday when he got the boat from the storage unit and then inflate his new toy. I was setting at the computer and turned around to see my man with a straw running from his mouth to the ball. Was really a Kodak moment. I told him that I might mention his ingenious method on this board and just got the "whatever" look. He was windy enuff to get it blowed up, so I don't think we need to tote the compressor around anymore...I will just get him a bigger straw. One thing it did teach me is that I have got to keep a camera laying around to capture the " I can't believe he did that" moments because he made the comment that I didn't have a picture and that it was my word against his.
     
  2. Cuz

    Cuz New Member

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    Aint no 'might' to it Mrs OKie, THATS DAM FUNNY :smile2::smile2::smile2:

    I used an air compressor and a needle and those things take LOTS OF AIR. I didnt even think it was possible to blow those things up using your lips :smile2: In fact I had so much air in mine you could use it as a bouncy ball :smile2:
     

  3. coolbreeze70

    coolbreeze70 New Member

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    You might be a Redneck if...

    LOL... My other half keeps me around just for moments such as this that I do.:eek:oooh:
     
  4. olejer

    olejer New Member

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    SOOO you dont Kiss and tell--You skip the kissing part and go straight to the tellin
     
  5. Mrs Okie

    Mrs Okie New Member

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    Pretty much. Some things are just made to be shared.
     
  6. Dredge

    Dredge Member

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    Now thats funny.Talk about an old windbag.
     
  7. jmanion8

    jmanion8 New Member

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    That's a great story!
     
  8. buckdoe270

    buckdoe270 New Member

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    A lot of hot air went in the ball, like having hot potato in his hands:smile2::smile2:
    He is kinda windy:wink:
     
  9. Mr Okie

    Mr Okie New Member

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    I see you forgot to take your meds this morning...you know how delusional you get.
    Lay down the pipe and back away....

    It is 2 of the blue pills and 1 of the pink pills....
     
  10. RIVER-RAT

    RIVER-RAT New Member

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    OMG That some funny sheet right there!!!! :smile2::smile2::smile2:
     
  11. Mr Okie

    Mr Okie New Member

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    Rat
    I know that you are a big guy and all but I want to let you know right up front BIG GUY that I don't appreciate you laughing at my wife like that.:angry: :angry:
    She can't help the fact that she has a psychological problem and I figured you would understand this more than any one since I am sure you have to deal with this a lot in your line of work..
     
    Last edited: Jul 30, 2009
  12. olejer

    olejer New Member

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    I wish i had a line of work
     
  13. TheMadCatter

    TheMadCatter New Member

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    seems like it might get nasty in here:smile2:
     
  14. russ

    russ New Member

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    that is the kind of things that will get you a new name:crazy:
     
  15. Kutter

    Kutter New Member

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    We are soo sorry Scott. Sorry to inform you that we believe her over you.:crazy::wink:
     
  16. theonecatfishbob

    theonecatfishbob New Member

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    Dont hold back Scott. Tell that Rat what you think about him talkin to your wife. I wouldnt take that if I was you. See Ya
     
  17. TheMadCatter

    TheMadCatter New Member

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    now i feel like those people in the front row of a ghalleger comedy show must have felt.....just before the watermelon gets smashed buy a big a** hammer......hold on let me get a tarp.
     
  18. buckdoe270

    buckdoe270 New Member

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    Okie i'll back you up if you need help.:wink:
    First after he body slams you couple of times, gets you in a bear hug and squeeze you until eyes pop out like in the cartoons, drops you on the ground, puts his size 14 shoe to the side of your head, and says do here me now a couple times, when you don't hear him.
    I first will change your phone carrier and call 911 for you.
    What is Buddy for.:roll_eyes:
     
  19. Kutter

    Kutter New Member

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    I think it is worse than you all imagine it can be. I think Rat will tell Mrs Okie on him.:crazy:
     
  20. TheMadCatter

    TheMadCatter New Member

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    yeah, then she would beat both of them sensless for bothering her.....lmao:smile2: