and no this is NOT a joke. So don't move it. Please do not spit in the trash can with the Walmart bag liner that happens to have had a hole in it. Your spouse hates to look at that WalMart bag, but refuses to spend YOUR money ( cuz she is not working for 2 months) to replace it with the cute little colored waste can liners that you can even buy SCENTED. This is not well perceived by those that take out the trash on Thursdays while ONE of us is working, hardly working, or at least drawing a check for sweatin. Please do not put your wife off for 4 days when YOU pull the cabinent door off the frame by saying I have some longer screws, I'll do that in a just a minute. I am beginning to wonder just where those damn screws are. If you choose to do this for several days running-- do NOT be surprised when you come home and the door has been removed from the hinges because some women DO know how to use a screwdriver and HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL. Or I have decided for the sake of the looks of the kitchen, to use 16 penny nails in place of those screws. I know where they are :angry: MEN!!! Please do not claim a room for your own, allow someone else to clean it when it gets so shabbily kept that no one can get in it (because it just keeps getting worse and you WON'T), then say "Oh I am gonna take that to the outbuilding" I am on my second round of this room cleaning business. You have to start at the door and work your way in... you don't dare beat a path through cuz You are afraid you will be lost--never to be found again.... This may be a ploy by the man to get rid of the woman....I am starting to suspect this. If I don't post again for several days??? One of you come looking for me. I also refuse to open the vent in there and it's hot and I"M MAD. Don't complain if you do this that you "can't find your stuff" You are lucky she didn't burn it. I am packing boxes for removal at the current time. GIRLS-- Do not ever put a cardboard box in the corner by your husband's computer because that is the first place he goes when he comes home from work... This tactic does NOT work. I tried it to keep the JUNK that accumlates from every task imaginable off my tables and desks. I put a small box in the corner and started throwing stuff in there, thinking he'd get sick of his stuff being in the box. I found some more stuff on my tables and said HEY put this stuff UP!!! Your legal spouse will reply with "oh Honey just put it in the BOX. :confused2: And please remember that if your spouse is a teacher that she/he has done 12 months + of work in less than 9, and deserves the summer break. Don't keep asking me what I did today, or what I am gonna do tomorrow... I may sleep for the next week since I only have till the 10th to get YOUR mess cleaned up. and I don't think I'll make it!!! :crazy::crazy::crazy: HELPPPPPPPPP-- either that just send me to the asylum, cuz I think I would like it there BETTER! they probably don't have chores. they just get some nice relaxing meds and that may be a blessing in disguise. Ya'll come see me now, ya hear? Said to the tune of the Clampett theme song.