Math Lessons

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  1. rebelzgrl76

    rebelzgrl76 New Member

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  2. squirtspop

    squirtspop New Member

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    Hmmmm. Let me get this straight. You have 5 guys from the BOC fishing. Each one catches 14 fish. Game warden comes by and asks "How many fish you fellers got"? Teabag tells him "Caught 25 altogether".
     

  3. savage308

    savage308 New Member

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    That was great.... Thanks.......
     
  4. ryang

    ryang Well-Known Member

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    Good one Amy, was that Gene Hackman?
     
  5. Ol Man

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    No... that was Pa Kettle...:lol:
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    Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
     
  6. Kutter

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    The other guy was Emory Parnell.
     
  7. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    they don't make them like that anymore, lol
     
  8. Pennsylvaniacatchaser

    Pennsylvaniacatchaser Well-Known Member

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    Now that is funny stuff! Thanks for posting Amy!:big_smile:
     
  9. Netmanjack

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    I love Ma and Pa Kettle. Since I lost my father at a very young age I needed a role model. When I first saw Ma and Pa Kettle in a movie, I belive it was (The egg and I) I knew that I had found my match.
    "Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow"
    Worked pretty good so far :smile2:
     
  10. greg

    greg USCA - STAFF Staff Member Supporting Member

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    very funny :smile2:
     
  11. FishBrew

    FishBrew New Member

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    simple greatness
     
  12. jim

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    I recently used it during a budget brief and brought the house down.Of course the Comptroller did'nt think it was to funny.:eek:oooh: :smile2: :tounge_out: It reminds me of how my wife explained female Math to me when we first got married.I asked her if she had change for a 10$ bill and she said sure.So I gave it to her and held out my hand into which she placed two 1$ bills.I stood there looking and waiting for the rest but she closed up her purse and started walking away.WHOA says I, where is the rest?She looks at me with those dreamy blue eyes and says YOU gave me one money and I gave you two moneys, what more do you want?:smile2: :roll_eyes: :confused2: :big_smile: I quit while I was 8 dollars behind or 2 ahead depending on your perspective.Same logic they use when they come in all aglow and proclaim I saved 175$ today!!!!!!Oh how did you do that, says (Dumb ) me.Well all these clothes were on sale or they would have cost 500$ but I got them for 325$.Wow thats great dear can I have the 175$ you saved as I need a new rod and reel.Oh I didn't actually save the MONEY I just saved it.You should be proud of me and I will look so great in these clothes.OK (much smarter) me says Good job baby I will be at BASS PRO saving some money just like you.:smile2: :big_smile: :wink: :cool2:
     
  13. heavyduty

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    I thought I was a pretty smart fella, but that old man is a genius:big_smile:

    Thanks for posting that!
     
  14. superman

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    great post thanks for sharing amy