mark j's true occupation lol

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  1. JERMSQUIRM

    JERMSQUIRM New Member

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    hey bud i was cleaning my fish aquarium last week and couldn't help but notice the green tag on the bottom. have ya ever assembled aquariums before. lol. i had to laugh whan i seen it.
     
  2. Katmaster Jr.

    Katmaster Jr. New Member

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    LOL.....That's funny :p :D
     

  3. sal_jr

    sal_jr New Member

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    LOL.... jeremy, that is funny.

    Who'd a thunk it. Between using a potato gun to launch a hook, metal detecting, fishing, beer, and shooting stuff, he finds the time to do aquatic-safe glasswork.

    Really- what HASN'T been done by the man?
     
  4. Big Country01

    Big Country01 New Member

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    You Forgot Driving Around The Track At Charlotte Motor Speedway....
     
  5. Dano

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    He must work for the Government. LMAO :D

    Funny stuff.
     
  6. JERMSQUIRM

    JERMSQUIRM New Member

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    ya hes gonna kill me for this ,lmao.
     
  7. SSG Johnson

    SSG Johnson New Member

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    The truth will set you free. Mark J the closet fish tank builder.....LOL Sorry Mark I couldnt help but get a stab in you know we love you brother.
     
  8. Gator

    Gator New Member

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    LOL That was good... LOL
     
  9. elphaba7

    elphaba7 New Member

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    HA! I knew it! Yet another conspiracy!

    :p ;) :eek:

    LMAO!
     
  10. Mark J

    Mark J New Member

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    Jeremy, I want my aquarium back. Thanks for finding it.
     
  11. three_rivers

    three_rivers New Member

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    aquarium + electrician= Mark, what are you up too? I mean really, whose up for electroshock therapy? :eek:
     
  12. Mark J

    Mark J New Member

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    Danny, between just you and me, I find an idiot on the street and pay him to drop hair dryers in it to test GFCI devices. I dont have to pay him for the ones that fail.
     
  13. Mark J

    Mark J New Member

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    This message was last edited on 12-20-05 8:48pm by Mark J :D
     
  14. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    mark, last two, funny. :D
     
  15. Bobpaul

    Bobpaul New Member

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    Jeremy, good jab in a humorous way.

    Mark, great sense of humor. Hope you get your aquarium back soon.
     
  16. RiverratSC

    RiverratSC Active Member

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    Thats ok our Weather man on WSPA out of Spartanburg name is Mark Johnson.
     
  17. Mark J

    Mark J New Member

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    I live in a small community in the sticks and bank in a one horse town at a one horse bank. So when I walk in the bank which is very seldom they know me. I walked in one day to make a transaction and didnt have my account number , no problem. she punches my name in the computer and starts asking me specifics like middle initial and address.
    Come to find out there are 6 Mark Johnsons around Johnston county that bank there and I've never met one.

    Then you open up the small town paper from the one horse town with the one horse bank and see a very incomplete story on the front page about a small plane crash that killed Mark Johnson. About that time the phones start ringing and phone lines are burning up in this area with all the gossipers checking their information, then my phone starts ringing..........
    Nope, Mrs Barefoot I swear, it wont me never seen anyone that carried a phone to the grave much less answered it on the first ring.
    But if you feel compelled to do something for the family, I could use one of those ol timey chocolate 15 layer cakes.