Man Law

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by zeboman, Jul 25, 2008.

  1. zeboman

    zeboman New Member

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    Remember the commercials with current and retired pro athletes who would bring up a topic and vote on it to make it MAN LAW ??? Example: You spill your beer,wipe it up or drink it off the table ??? What "MAN LAW" would you propose?
     
  2. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    If you are big enough to carry a chip on your shoulder, be prepared for someone to chainsaw it off.
     

  3. bootshowl

    bootshowl New Member

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    Real men don't spill beer. They just fragrance themselves. That's how we mark our territory....
    :smile2:
    Much better than smelling each others butts.....and it's no violation beyond a half pint or so.
     
  4. baitchunker

    baitchunker New Member

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    good work zeeb, you have interested some men here!

    man law: if there is only 1 beer left in the fridge it goes to the owner of the fridge. no exceptions! if you drink the last beer thats does not belong to you. you will be subjected to many slanderous insults, humiliation, possible physical violence, and a mandatory beer run obligation for as long as the beers rightfull owner deems appropriate.
     
  5. don3778

    don3778 New Member

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    If you father a child, be a Father to that child.

    Today too many kids are born out of wedlock or come from broken homes. Many of the kids grow up never knowing their fathers, never getting the good guidance that they need to be able to make the right decisions in life. This starts a circle of bad choices from kids who become fathers way too early in life.

    Just my 2 cents.

    don3778
     
  6. olefin

    olefin New Member

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    I don't watch commercials so I missed that one.

    But I sure agree with Don.

    A "real man" father will always set a good example for his kids.
     
  7. Tyme2fish

    Tyme2fish New Member

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    Man Law: Don't show up at a party with a six-pack and then drink a case.
     
  8. anchorpuller

    anchorpuller New Member

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    North Caro
    MANLAW:

    WIPE THE FRIGGIN WHISKERS OUT OF THE SINK!
     
  9. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    There used to be a radio spot ,"any one can father a child,But it takes a MAN to be a dad"
     
  10. JERMSQUIRM

    JERMSQUIRM New Member

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    take my wife we have problems , take my beer were at war.:wink::smile2:

    if ya miss the toilet at least toss a towel over it.

    and once you have opened the bread. the tie is useless. spin the bag and tuck it underneath.:smile2:
     
  11. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    Man law hmmm, if bank fishing dont stand on top of me. I use big hooks for a reason. :wink:
     
  12. ryang

    ryang Well-Known Member

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    Man Law

    Women cant make Man laws:smile2::tounge_out::wink:
     
  13. Mi11er

    Mi11er New Member

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    Amen on the bread tie:smile2: If I lived in the stone age my wife would have killed me by now over that one.
     
  14. seacatfish

    seacatfish New Member

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    Man Law; If you`re going fishing on my boat, don`t even think about saying, "I gotta be home by...."
     
  15. JERMSQUIRM

    JERMSQUIRM New Member

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    use my law. shut the phone off, sit down, shut up, and drink this.:smile2:


    maybe thats why i bring home fish and or pics. lol. my uncles done after an hr.
     
  16. Boomer

    Boomer New Member

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    Man Law: I leave the toilet seat lid up, it is your responsiblity to look before you sit down!
     
  17. bumper

    bumper New Member

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    A grown man should never ask another grown man: Will you be my friend? Check the box, yes or no.......:smile2: just kiddin' (I think :confused2:), I think this friends thing is okay (I've done it myself).
     
  18. smokey869

    smokey869 New Member

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    man law, when your out all night catfishin and evey time you bait your hook, be it liver, cut bait whatever, always wipe your hands on your pants, then leave them in the hamper for your wife:wink: usually brings about a good scream when she opens it, you gotta keep the wives on edge dont ya ? :roll_eyes:
     
  19. zeboman

    zeboman New Member

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    MAN LAW : NO WOMEN AT DEER CAMP !!!! There`s always one knucklehead who thinks this is a good idea.
     
  20. Pennsylvaniacatchaser

    Pennsylvaniacatchaser Well-Known Member

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    Man Law: Its Sunday - Football will be on all day!!! :cool2: Woman keep away from that remote! :wink: