I went out and washed the truck this morning. Then I got a bottle of Windex and some paper towels and started on the windows. I cleaned the driver's side window inside and out and then opened the back door and cleaned that window inside and out. Then I stepped around to the Windshield and thought "Where did I put the Windex?" I looked in the back seat and it wasn't there. Then I looked in the front seat and not there either. I looked in the truck bed, the back seat again, the front seat again, on the ground. It wasn't there. I was getting very agrivated. I hadn't gone anywhere since I started and had somehow managed to loose a bottle of Windex while standing right there. I was getting ready to call my wife and tell her to come and find it when I saw it. It was in my right hand. If any of you old farts can top that, I want to hear about it.