Looking for New Fishing Partner

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by DeerHunter01, Aug 7, 2006.

  1. DeerHunter01

    DeerHunter01 New Member

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    Well I guess I will put up one of these threads up too now !! Its been a long road too haul. It seems my first partner fell in love with a women and now he is not sure if he fishes or chases (lol)

    My second partner that fished with me all the time on weekends I moved away and not able to fish with him anymore.

    Since I have moved , I have found three close Fishing partners, one is in protest right now !! something to do with a Women also.. ( hey whats up with women) and my other partner can't seem to keep his cell phone with him long enough to remember to call back when we are ready to go fishing (maybe a women hid his cell phone) My other partner stands on my fishing poles and will not let me fish until he catches a fish first ( I bet a women told him to do that)

    And then I have a couple of fishing partners that I get to fish with a couple times a year but there two too three hours away. So I am looking for a new fishing partner. Here is what I require !! (lol)

    1. Fishing 2 nights a week summer time.
    2. Fishing 2 Days a week winter time
    3. Must be able to cast the cast net and get bait !
    4. Be able to pull 15# anchor up out of water up to 70 feet deep !
    5. Shall not hold my poles away from me when we get to fishing spot !
    6. Is not allowed to drink beer on boat !
    7. No smoking weed on boat !
    8. Can not be hen pecked !
    9. Must stand up for rights of Men !
    10. Not be able to talk about how mean there wifes are too them !!
    11. Bait there own hook
    12. Cast there own rods out !
    13. Can speak English !
    14. Fish about 9 Hours a day maybe more!
    15. Not tell my old partners where we catch fish at !! (lol)

    I hope this is not asking for much !! see you on the river !!

    Send in application to me as soon as you can. :)
     
  2. dreamcatcher

    dreamcatcher New Member

    Man, I fit all those qualifications (except throwing the cast net). When do we start? Wait a minute, you don't live near me...oh well, keep looking...LOL
     

  3. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

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    LMAO Eric! What's up with these "women", anyway??? Now YOU know us women don't cause any problems :big_smile: If I lived up your way, I'd offer to be your partner, but I doubt I could meet all the "criteria" :cool2:
     
  4. flatheadmaniac

    flatheadmaniac New Member

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    well i wish i lived closer to you cause then we could fish together. but if i ever move your way ill have to look you up. And them darn (WOMAN) do not i repeat do not stop me from fishing!!!
     
  5. TDawgNOk

    TDawgNOk Gathering Monitor (Instigator)

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    Eric, I'd partner with ya.

    Too bad ya live so far away!!
     
  6. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    If ya want to drive over here I will gladly fish with ya!..Dont choose Mellon, he cant throw a net!
     
  7. DeerHunter01

    DeerHunter01 New Member

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    Ok I have got four applications so far and out of four two of them say that I would have to call and ask there wifes if they can fish that many times in a week . Or I would have to write a note that they were fishing with me from such and such a time until when we quit, and one of them ask me if I could put in a extra couple of minutes so he could stop at the store on the way home to buy a pepsi.. lol :lol:
     
  8. Arkansascatman777

    Arkansascatman777 New Member

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    Eric if you ever decide to move to Northwest Arkansa or Eastern Oklahoma give me a call I'd be proud to fish with you.
     
  9. ryang

    ryang Well-Known Member

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    Man no Beer or Weed you drive a hard boat:lol:, wished I lived Closer I would love to be put on some of those over 40lbrs
     
  10. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    The protest is over, LOL!!! I could care less any more, LOL!!! So I am open almost anytime, except when the wife needs me to do something, LMAO!!!
     
  11. vlparrish

    vlparrish New Member

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    JW, you aint right. But you could get the wife some chocolate doughnuts and she would run off with them and leave you alone for the rest of the day. LMAO. Or better yet have DH pick up the doughnuts after all he is the one that needs a partner. lol Vern
     
  12. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    Packing up and moving to Henderson, see ya soon buddy. Search no more!! :big_smile:
     
  13. rushing

    rushing New Member

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    If you were in Minnesota we would be a match!:lol: Fishing match that is, dont get any ideas this isnt brokeback river!
     
  14. jerseycat9

    jerseycat9 New Member

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    Eric I fit all of the proper criteria You just have to pay for airfare LOL
     
  15. rodpod

    rodpod New Member

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    16) Catching catfish is prohibited
    17) Must pose for camera when catching gar or drum
    18) Must have bluetooth headset and take 15 phone calls per outing LOL
    19) Must be able to back a truck in without using park or parking brake
    20) You have to stick your finger into a mooneyes mouth while taking it off his hook
     
  16. Netmanjack

    Netmanjack New Member

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    No wonder you got rid of this partner DH. I think he got to know you to well!
    But to be fair with Brent and some of your other late partners, you are so demanding, it's all most like fishing with a woman! :eek:oooh::crazy::lol::big_smile: lmao
     
  17. Itch2Scratch

    Itch2Scratch New Member

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    Hey!....I think I fit most of that criteria:eek:oooh: ....I don't even have a wife:big_smile: ...but I live to far away:confused2: ....besides...why ONLY 2 days a week???????:crazy: Whats with that bud????:roll_eyes: ..LOL
     
  18. Graywolf

    Graywolf New Member

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    DH I thought JW was your fishing partner. OH, yeah he (JW) caught all the big fish right???? lol
     
  19. Cheryl

    Cheryl Well-Known Member

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, hit by your own gender. LMAO.

    Have you and JW kissed and made up yet? Who wore the pink tutu?


    :oops: :go:
     
  20. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    He does, LMAO !!!