[RIVER-RAT]

Hello everyone, most of you all know me, but for those that do not, allow me to introduce myself. My name is RIVER-RAT aka Bill. This is really kinda like a personal add for a dear 'ol friend of mine. I'd really like to introduce him to ya, his name is Harold *Nancy-Boy* Hicks.

He is 108 years of age, 4'2" inches tall and is a sagittarius. He is employed full time and loves spending his free time on the water in his yacht.

He has a luxury vehicle that can accomodate a party of 25! Lady's if you're listening, don't let this feller get away!

When he is not on the water fishing, you can normally find him swimming in his custom made swimming pool.

He then loves spending time playing horseshoes with his youngest boy!

So don't hesitate, call today, he his my very bestest friend!!! :smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2:

 

[RIVER-RAT]

Whoa!! What happened? I suddenly blacked out and when I awoke I found this on my computer!!! :crazy::crazy:


Harold I didn't mean to do it really! I was under the spell of a very powerful wizard, but he made me promise not to tell! I can give you his initials though! They are DreadNaught aka John Fisher :crazy::smile2::smile2:

 

[RIVER-RAT]

I saw this thread and decided to do a little research on Ol' Nancy Boy and I found out some intresting things that some of you may or may not know about this man.
I found out that Nancy Boy was a wrestler in the past as shown in the first pic!!!

I also found out when he goes out on the town he gets all dressed up to impress the ladies as shown in the second pic!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!

Poor 'ol Harold *Nancy Boy* Hicks!!! :smile2::smile2::smile2:

 

[RIVER-RAT]

Just exactly WHAT is ol Linus doing under Nancy Boys skirt? THAT is the question :smile2::smile2::wink:


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Damn we need some warm weather so you can clowns can go fishing. :smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2:

That is an understatement!! This place is quite crazy........yet quite amusing at the same time!!

 

[RIVER-RAT]

I takeoff from San Diego here at 9:30 this evening on redeye service to Kennedy. I'll then be payin the cab man an extra few bones to race me over to LaGuardia Airport in the hopes of catching a 6 am flight to St. Louie. I'll then be racing home and hope to find Mrs Cuz's wagon not in the garage so I can quickly change clothes, hook up the craft and go to the river. I have a good feeling about tomorrow's chances on the Mississippi River. :roll_eyes: I am dyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg to go fishing dang it.

Safe travels to ya John so you can get out on the river and catch a pig or two!!!