Limericks

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Nanny_cat, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. Nanny_cat

    Nanny_cat New Member

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    State:
    Chattanooga, Tennessee
    We thought it might be fun to hear some fishing limericks. We don't want to offend anyone and please keep it clean.:eek:

    #1
    There was a catfisher named Jim
    Who tried to catfish with a bream,
    His line it did break
    Oh what a mistake
    He ended up taking a swim

    #2
    There once was an angler named Pete
    Who couldn't sit still in his seat,
    While slinging his bait with a jolt
    He pulled the plug from his boat
    Now all he can do is just float



    Everyone, just jump right in and let 'er rip!LOL
     
  2. metalman

    metalman Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    3,456
    State:
    IN
    Name:
    Winston
    Ole D.H. he moved down to Kentucky,
    Hoping with Blues to get lucky.
    He never takes Pam
    When he goes to the dam
    Just his rod, his reel, line and hooky
    :)
    ...W
     

  3. redneckdrum

    redneckdrum New Member

    Messages:
    623
    State:
    kansas
    Judy will agree with me,99% of limericks that are out there would have got us sent to the principle's office if we were still in school,but for what it's worth:

    "I'm starving,wheres dinner?"asked dad

    "Lets have catfish from the freezer,or shad"

    But just minnows and perch,

    turned up in mom's search,

    Alas! cut bait was all we had. ( HEY,I tried!)
     
  4. fish

    fish Active Member

    Messages:
    1,573
    State:
    ChattanoogaTenn
    Way ta go guys, I ain't no poet so I am going to leave this to you fellers and gals. Judy and I are enjoying ya'll rhymes.

    Redneckdrum, Judy and I both know about the principal's office, I thought that was my home room for a bunch of years. hehehe;)
     
  5. catwacker

    catwacker New Member

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    202
    State:
    illinois
    There once was a fellow McSweeny
    Who spilled some gin on his weenie
    Just to be couth
    He added vermouth
    Then slipped his girl friend a martini.