Life Obsevations

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by gcarlin, Sep 6, 2006.

  1. gcarlin

    gcarlin New Member

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    1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

    2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

    3. I have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.

    4. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

    5. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    6. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

    7. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

    8. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

    9. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a couple of bucks at the bowling alley.

    10. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

    11. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

    12. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
     
  2. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    Funny and Oh So TRUE
     

  3. Cattledogz

    Cattledogz Active Member

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    Definitely some truth in many of those.
    Thanks for sharing.
     
  4. GoFish_Tony

    GoFish_Tony New Member

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    LOL! Those are good!
    I LOVE #12! I'm going to have to remember that one!

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  5. oldprowler

    oldprowler New Member

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    YEP, I can agree with most of them. Good post
     
  6. squirtspop

    squirtspop New Member

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    Yep, they work for me too. Good uns
     
  7. Ace

    Ace New Member

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    Some of them are very funny .



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  8. wishiwasfishin

    wishiwasfishin New Member

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    wait I thought you could only pee in the deep end of the pool:crazy: