i had to clean this up a little to make it more appropriate for the boc.... enjoy.... Just What the heck is a Cleveland Brown? A Bengal is a tiger And a fast plane is a Jet. A Cowboy comes from Texas And a Raider's tough I'll bet. A Viking's from the frigid north. Seahawks live near the sea. All are names of football teams, Just like they ought to be. But there's one name that makes no sense It causes me to frown Can anyone enlighten me? what the heck is a Cleveland Brown?! I don't know if it is true, But I think I've heard a theory; That Cleveland named its team After the color of Lake Erie. Brown does not describe A big and strong athletic man. It's what's inside the diaper Of a baby Steelers fan. The guy who named this football team Must be the Cleveland clown Who else would think to call a football warrior a stinking Brown!! If I'd been born in Cleveland And there my life was spent,I'd find another team to cheer From pure embarrassment. I myself, have always loved The Steelers Black and Gold. I did when I was very young, And I will when I am old. But whys this name an adjective When it should be a noun? Can anybody tell me What the heck is a Cleveland Brown?!