Just for giggles

Discussion in 'LOCAL ALABAMA TALK' started by redbone, Oct 23, 2009.

  1. redbone

    redbone New Member

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    You know you live in Alabama and love to catfish when???



    Fill in the blank !
     
  2. redbone

    redbone New Member

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    I will start if off...... when you have more shad in you freezer than chicken
     

  3. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    when your wife has to rub a bream on her to get you to come to bed.
     
  4. Arkansascatman777

    Arkansascatman777 New Member

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    When your wife smells like bream but tastes like chicken :wink::smile2:.
     
  5. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    i'll leave that one alone.
     
  6. Arkansascatman777

    Arkansascatman777 New Member

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    O.K. the first one was just nasty :smile2:, heres a few more.

    1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

    5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

    6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.

    7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    9. Your junior prom offered day care.

    10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.

    11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

    16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

    17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
     
  7. catmanoneufala

    catmanoneufala New Member

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    when your wife tells ya that you have to buy your own freezer for your bait!!!!!!!
     
  8. efrith

    efrith New Member

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    Seale Alabama
    Every time you come home your attacked by the neighborhood cats
     
  9. katmax

    katmax New Member

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    when you cant wait to get on the ga. side of the river:wink:
     
  10. catfisherman369

    catfisherman369 Floyd

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    :smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2:
     
  11. redbone

    redbone New Member

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    When your kids favorite past time is sharpening hooks and rigging leaders
     
  12. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    when you go to a wedding with fishing rods hanging out of your car window,and it's your wedding.:embarassed:
     
  13. katmax

    katmax New Member

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    griffin ga
    when the first foods on your grocery list is chicken livers shrimp and calamarie
     
  14. katmax

    katmax New Member

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    when you go to a sea food market and you stare at the catfish nuggets and you wonder how big it was before they cut it up
     
  15. poisonpits

    poisonpits Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    johnnie
    when you drop your wife off at home and go hog hunting.
     
  16. redbone

    redbone New Member

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    when you cant wait to get on the computer .....to go to the BOC
     
  17. Alabamacatman

    Alabamacatman New Member

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    when you are suppose to be in bed asleep and your wife is watching you redbone..lol
     
  18. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    when your on the putor talking to redbone"at mid night".
     
  19. redbone

    redbone New Member

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    LOL :smile2::smile2::smile2:
     
  20. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    when you own 3 boats,and only 2 pairs of pants.