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Discussion in 'LOCAL ALABAMA TALK' started by redbone, Oct 23, 2009.
You know you live in Alabama and love to catfish when???
Fill in the blank !
I will start if off...... when you have more shad in you freezer than chicken
when your wife has to rub a bream on her to get you to come to bed.
When your wife smells like bream but tastes like chicken :wink::smile2:.
i'll leave that one alone.
O.K. the first one was just nasty :smile2:, heres a few more.
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
when your wife tells ya that you have to buy your own freezer for your bait!!!!!!!
Every time you come home your attacked by the neighborhood cats
when you cant wait to get on the ga. side of the river:wink:
When your kids favorite past time is sharpening hooks and rigging leaders
when you go to a wedding with fishing rods hanging out of your car window,and it's your wedding.:embarassed:
when the first foods on your grocery list is chicken livers shrimp and calamarie
when you go to a sea food market and you stare at the catfish nuggets and you wonder how big it was before they cut it up
when you drop your wife off at home and go hog hunting.
when you cant wait to get on the computer .....to go to the BOC
when you are suppose to be in bed asleep and your wife is watching you redbone..lol
when your on the putor talking to redbone"at mid night".
when you own 3 boats,and only 2 pairs of pants.