Jameson Irish Whiskey Christmas Cookies

Discussion in 'The BOC Diner' started by kyredneck, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. kyredneck

    kyredneck New Member

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    (I just had to share this one with you all; MERRY CHRISTMAS ! )

    Jameson Irish Whiskey Christmas Cookies

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup or brown sugar
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jameson Irish Whiskey

    Sample the Jameson to check quality. Take a large bowl,
    check the Jameson again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
    in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
    it's best to make sure the Jameson is still ok, try another
    cup just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
    of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

    Mix on the turner.

    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
    it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the Jameson to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
    a sheet. Check the Jameson. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
    find.

    Greash the oven.


    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
    over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
    Jameson and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

    Cherry Mistmas !
     
  2. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    LMAO! :tounge_out:
     

  3. lance

    lance New Member

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    Being from ky and all LOL . I usually drink my whiskey and then eat some cookies ! Look's like a good recipe tho. I'd probably get the whiskey out and start drinking and wouldn't have any to make cookies !
     
  4. Mike81

    Mike81 Well-Known Member

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    I just got doan tiring to macke thees koockies and dinnt tern oaut wurth a craapa. Ure rekcipe sukxs!!!....:confused2:

    :tounge_out::big_smile:
     
  5. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    That is hilarious, sad thing is I may be writing that way after a few more.:big_smile::roll_eyes: j/k.... HAPPY HOLIDAYS FOLKS! rollo
     
  6. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

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    Dadgum it, I do b'lieve I've seen this here recipe befo.....hiccup

    I thought it was for fuitcake....hiccup

    Might not like either one, think I'll skip the....hiccup

    Never mind, gotta go. :crazy:
     
  7. lance

    lance New Member

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    at's wy a normly post erly in the daaa.....an happy holidaze