I'm getting ready for a trip to Iowa. Right now you are thinking WHY DOES HE WANT TO DO THIS? Five reasons. #1 My wife says it's time to visit with her relatives and I don't want them to come here. #2 I've seen the movie but really want to see a baseball field built in a corn field where imaginary people play with themselves. #3 I've seen the movie but really want to see people wearing aluminum foil hats to keep the Aliens from reading thier thoughts. (like Iowidgits have thoughts that anything would care about) #4 To see if the cafe called "EAT" in Muscatine Ia. still has hamburger Helper on the menu. I swear to God it did. #5 I've seen the pictures and read some of his work (that wasn't on a toilet wall) and want to see if there is really a supposedly inteligent person named "Postbeetle" or "Beetlejuice" or whatever alias he is using now. Catfishin50 tried to do some of these things and FAILED!!!! I WILL NOT FAIL! Any advice would be greatly appreciated.