"I'm Just Gettin' On For A MINUTE"

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Katmaster Jr., Mar 15, 2006.

  1. Katmaster Jr.

    Katmaster Jr. New Member

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    "I'm Just Gettin' On For A MINUTE"


    I got up this morning, but haven't yet dressed.
    My dishes aren't done, and my house is a mess.
    Have not done my work, have not fed the cat,
    Just on line for a second, and popped in to "chat".

    I wanted to travel around on the Net,
    Been too busy chatting to get on there yet.
    I wanted to spreadsheet, word process, or paint,
    But gettin' on with them is just what I ain't!

    So much to learn and I wanted to but
    I'm too busy chatting and splitting a gut,
    Talkin' and listenin'...is it such a sin?
    Oh, gawd, what a fix I have got myself in!

    Then up pops a name on my neat Buddy List,
    Think I'll go out and give HIS tail a twist!
    And in comes an IM from some weirdo guy
    I cuss 'im, insult 'im, and tell him "bye bye".

    Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?
    For those of us folks who chat on too much?
    If there was a group, I would like it just fine,
    Except that it prob'ly would be here online!

    Are there therapists here? I think that I saw some
    Its got me, its got me, its power is AWESOME.
    It's my new computer, I've had it one week,
    Now I look in the mirror and I see a "geek".

    Or maybe a geekess, but I see the signs,
    Please help me, please help me, please get me offline!
    Or better, please Email a burger and fries,
    'Cause I'm staying ONLINE, at least 'til I die!!!

    LOL!!!:p :p :p
     
  2. RIP

    RIP New Member

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    BACK AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!!!!!! I hope that helped.
     

  3. Katmaster Jr.

    Katmaster Jr. New Member

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    Thank you, it did a little. Surely I'm not the only one that has this problem on here?....LOL:p
     
  4. cook

    cook New Member

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    Ranks right up there with
    "Just one more cast"

    Nice job
     
  5. Netmanjack

    Netmanjack New Member

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    Zakk
    Minutes turn to hours,
    That is the nature of the beast.
    When hours multiply to days,
    Your are just not right.
    It is a sickness that needs,
    And needs and needs.
    All I could send was words.
    Bon appetite !

    :rock-big:
     
  6. Katmaster Jr.

    Katmaster Jr. New Member

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    Jack, I take it you are a poet?....LOL
     
  7. kbgrillin

    kbgrillin New Member

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    what's a spreadsheet? I guess I must not be THAT bad. haha
     
  8. Fatkat

    Fatkat New Member

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    Good one Zakk!:)
     
  9. topjimmy

    topjimmy New Member

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    Maybe there's a chatters anonymous support group?

    You could probably sign up online. I wonder if they have a chat room?
     
  10. Netmanjack

    Netmanjack New Member

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    Zakk, I think you may be one also.

    Truthfully guys, there is only one cure.......stink bait on the key board ! :D And if your fingers are going to smell that way, you may as well be fish'n on the river.
     
  11. Katmaster Jr.

    Katmaster Jr. New Member

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    Stink bait.....good idea Jack....lol