Illinois 12 grade reading test??

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by fishstick, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. fishstick

    fishstick New Member

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    I worked for a company in Illinois once back in the mid '90s. i happened to see a copy of a 12th grade reading test from one of the schools there. it went something like this:

    MR SNAKES
    CMBD EYES
    MR SNAKES

    MR MICE
    CMEDBD FEET
    MR MICE

    MR FARMERS
    CMMT POCKETS
    MR FARMERS
     
  2. fnddragn

    fnddragn New Member

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    OK, so I failed it the first time around. But, I did get it. There is another one out there about ducks, can't remember how it went. I'm sure I will wake up in the middle of the night and remember it, then forget it in the morning. Sometime life sucks but it is still one hell of a ride.
     

  3. cheapNdisgusting

    cheapNdisgusting Well-Known Member Supporting Member Supporting Member

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    but not the first couple times.
     
  4. fishstick

    fishstick New Member

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    well, i'm surprised that a missouri fellow could read a illinois reading test anyway. :laugh1:
     
  5. Ol Man

    Ol Man New Member

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    CDEDBD Ducks
    MR not Ducks
    OSAR
    CDEDBD Feet
    OIC
    YIB
    MR Ducks
     
  6. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    MRDUCKS
    MRNOTDUCKS
    SMR
    CMWANGS
     
  7. kyleco55

    kyleco55 Well-Known Member

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    well, i thought i could read... maybe itll come to me later
     
  8. fishstick

    fishstick New Member

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    hey man, i see that you're from indiana. we don't expect you to be at that reading level yet.
     
  9. kyleco55

    kyleco55 Well-Known Member

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    dont hold it against me! :Happy:
     
  10. fishstick

    fishstick New Member

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    tell ya what, this educated arkansan will decipher it for you for an extra star. :handshake:
     
  11. plainsman

    plainsman New Member Supporting Member

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    Huh? I can read it, sure don't know what any of it means. Am I admitting being stupid or just being honest?
     
  12. Jeremy Sheffey

    Jeremy Sheffey New Member

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    what ever you are admitting i am admitting also, and i have one degree and working on the second... i thought i could read also...haha
     
  13. Jeremy Sheffey

    Jeremy Sheffey New Member

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    oh man....HAHAHAHAHA

    after a little explanation i got it on the first try....HHAHAHAHAHA
     
  14. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    lost me,but i'll just blame it on the flu.
    you got me on that one FISHSTICK.
     
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2010
  15. kyleco55

    kyleco55 Well-Known Member

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    Billy, thats a good'n.. Dang Illinois'ians..

    Thanks for helping out a "less fortunate"

    REPS sent since you had me stumped
     
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2010
  16. kyleco55

    kyleco55 Well-Known Member

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    Tell you what.. If you act RIGHT NOW, Cuz you know we can't do this all day.. Send in Only $20 and I will personally hook you up with another star! If you order in the next 30 minutes, I'll even throw in FREE expidited shipping! How can you say no to that? Get your credit card, and call now!!
     
  17. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    yep,dat wus a goodun' rat dare.thanks fishstick.