If Catfish Could Talk

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by catfishkatmando, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. catfishkatmando

    catfishkatmando New Member

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    If catfishes could talk what would you ask them.
     
  2. astutzman

    astutzman New Member

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    "which do you like better, breading or lemon-pepper seasoning?" haha
     

  3. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    So! Wheres your big sister at? LOL!
     
  4. catseeman

    catseeman New Member

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    I'd ask do you want to play with my hook and can you swim in grease? lol
     
  5. astutzman

    astutzman New Member

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    sounds like a bad pick up line. lol
     
  6. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    I talk to catfish all the time and I swear they be talking back to me. :big_smile:
    Every one grunts and I talk back.

    If they spoke clearly, I would ask, do yall steal my bait just to mess with me, laugh and joke bout the old man sitting on bank getting up and down out of chair setting empty hook. I would tell em, thats ok cause now and then, I get ya. :big_smile:
     
  7. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    I would ask them if they really laugh every time I go fishing??
     
  8. channelcat_tracker

    channelcat_tracker New Member

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    i swear mine wanna talk cuz they give little grunts! but id ask them ifn they could lead me to the big ns ifn i let em go! lol!:lol:
     
  9. SSG Johnson

    SSG Johnson New Member

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    I would asked just what in the heck is that on Tea's head in his profile pic.
     
  10. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    That right there is a brain concealling cap. :big_smile:
     
  11. Gringoloco

    Gringoloco Member

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    I would ask it where are all the big ones hiding and what food do they like.
     
  12. catfishkatmando

    catfishkatmando New Member

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    I gota ask Tea are those the litle things they put on corn rows
     
  13. jerseycat9

    jerseycat9 New Member

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  14. blindfly69

    blindfly69 New Member

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    yep thats about what i would say.....
     
  15. RiverKing

    RiverKing Active Member

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    I would ask where the biggest baddest meanest cats hang out
     
  16. sairving

    sairving New Member

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    Well, when I get a chance to actually catch and they are small I give them a kiss and tell them to go get mom, dad, uncle, aunt, brother and sister and come and get it. Of course they just look at me. Then if they are not biting I yell "Here Fishy, fishy" but they ignore that also. LOL
     
  17. jerseycat9

    jerseycat9 New Member

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    Id ask them to come to a fish fry:cool2:
     
  18. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    I would ask the biggest cat in the water to pose for a couple of pics with me and a tape measure then thank him and turn the pics in for a new record.:lol: :eek:oooh: :roll_eyes: :eek:oooh: :lol: :big_smile: :big_smile: :big_smile:
     
  19. Cattracker16

    Cattracker16 New Member

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    I would ask the channel cats if they really like the taste of that crap we are tryin to feed em. i call it catfish pooooop