If A Man Speaks....

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by flathead willie, Dec 28, 2007.

If a man speaks and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

  1. YES

  2. NO

  3. Sometimes

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  1. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    If a man speaks and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

    Sometimes I really wonder about this. Why is it that men and women see things so differently sometimes?
     
  2. lawnman61

    lawnman61 New Member

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    We are never wrong when a woman isn't around...lol
    Luckily, my wife and I see eye to eye on most things.

    :wink:
     

  3. SubnetZero

    SubnetZero New Member

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    What I don't understand, is if I'm asked question and I answer, its only the correct Answer *IF* someone else also gives it. Then I get explained to me why its such a good answer ..

    For instance:

    Her: "Should we go a bit lighter color on the floor?"
    Me: "Ya, I think so. I would probably look better with the walls and such"
    quick cell call..
    Her: "My Mom/Sister/Friend/Some Random Guy in the store/Whoever said we should go lighter. That would look best as it would go with all the furniture, wall colors, blah blah blah"....
    Me: just shake my head and say OK....
     
  4. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Ah yes, like the proverbial bear in the woods. Only in this case we need no woods. We are talking about women here. I answered yes. Because whether a woman hears you or not you will always be wrong. So go ahead and lie, or tell the truth, what difference does it make. Knowing this my attitude is.

    "I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth, than have you adore me for telling you lies." Pietro Aretino.

    Doesn't solve anything, but I guarantee you that when you do speak, even though she thinks you are wrong she will listen.
     
  5. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    I voted "NO"! Why must the one thing a married man can have be taken away from him. LOL!


    You must tell us what triggered this profound thought. LOL!
     
  6. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    Ya'll must be the height, LOL!!!!
    I voted sometimes cause, even when she ain't around and she hears something I said, she says I was wrong, LOL!!!
     
  7. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    The answer would be yes and she'll know what you did & be upset with you before you even get home. Thier communication system rivals that of the cia & fbi combined. Ever notice how you could upset one woman on one side of town & by the time you get to the woman your heading to, she's already irked at you? Well now you know why. Atleast that was how it worked when I was in high school (93')
     
  8. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    I had to vote no, because that would be the only time we wouldn't be wrong :big_smile:
     
  9. catfishcentral

    catfishcentral New Member

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    My wife was wrong once but later found out she was mistaken.:tounge_out:
     
  10. kbgrillin

    kbgrillin New Member

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    I voted no. Surely we are right sometimes.
     
  11. catfisherman60

    catfisherman60 New Member

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    She going to find out some how.:eek:oooh:She always does.
     
  12. spoonfish

    spoonfish New Member

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    Ever wonder how there sence of hearing can be 10 times better than ours..??..:confused2:
     
  13. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    Why are we discussing a matter:smile2: we will lose in the end?
     
  14. gonecatn

    gonecatn New Member

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    Right at this time in my life I am single so I am always right and I leave the seat up too! For as long as this lasts I'm going to enjoy it. Until some alluring female catches my eye and steals my heart I will be right, even when I'm wrong. And no, I have never sat down into the toilet. Once I was schnokerd and actually completely missed it, but never went in......
     
  15. Catpaw

    Catpaw Well-Known Member

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    lol Dan Arrrrr your the last of the true pirate's
     
  16. Wabash River Bear

    Wabash River Bear New Member

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    A very wise man (my late grandfather) once answered a question for me that I had asked him after an arguement with my wife with another question. "Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy ?" I laughted... Over the last 20 years of marriage, if I have learned anything, I learned just how wise a man my grandfather was. I choose to be happy. Being right aint allways what its cracked up to be in the greater scheme of things. So yea, I'm wrong no matter where I am, who I'm with, or where she's at. And if that keeps life peacefull, I'm cool with that, coz way back in the depts of my primordial brain, I know whats what.:wink:
     
  17. dinger66

    dinger66 New Member

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    my wife says we dont even know when we are right till our wives tell us
     
  18. poisonpits

    poisonpits Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    i voted yes but im at the age now that im pretty sure she aint gonna leave so i just say what i think and then turn up the tv and tune her out.
     
  19. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    That's the kind of thinking I'm talking about! It's been true all my life, and I think you guys will back me up on this, I ALWAYS look before I plop my butt down anywhere.
     
  20. Esox Hunter

    Esox Hunter New Member

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    Had to put this one forward Willie....

    When a MAN talks dirty it's sexual Harrassment...

    When a WOMAN talks dirty, it's $3.95 a MINUTE!:smile2: