1. Could you please use your turn signal and let me know what you are gonna do. 2. Please don't ride my arse that close. If you are runnin late ya should have got your sorry arse up earlier. 3. If you must text her to tell her you are on rt. 47 please pull over and do it. 4. You get paid to do a job. Just do it. 5. When ya use all the tickets to the crap game,(toilet paper) put a new roll on. 6. Don't ask a question that ya already know the answer to. I'm not impressed. Feel free to add to the list. Thats why its here. LOL! Can't wait to read some of the responses on this one.