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Discussion in 'NFL Talk' started by Little Luey, Jan 2, 2008.

  1. Little Luey

    Little Luey New Member

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    I just read this on another forum, I hope you guys like it

    A Packer fan, a Viking
    fan and a Bear fan were all in Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
    All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere
    possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible
    crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to
    death!


    However, with the help of very
    good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life
    imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their
    trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be
    released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing
    for their pun ishment , the Sheik suddenly said, "It' s my first wife's birthday
    today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your
    whipping."


    The Viking fan
    was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while
    and then said, "Please
    tie a pillow to my back." This was
    done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The
    Viking fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the
    punishment was done.


    The Packer fan
    was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth b y himself), and after watching
    th e scene, said "All Right! Please fix two
    pillows on my back. ?But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the
    whip went through again, sending the Packer fan out crying like a little
    girl.


    The Bear fan was
    the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say
    anything, the Sheik turned
    to him and said, "You support the
    greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal
    football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"


    "Thanks, your most Royal
    highness," the Bear fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish
    is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."


    "Not
    only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave,"
    the Sheik says with an admiring look on
    his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second
    wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.


    "Tie the Packer fan to my
    back."


    GO
    BEARS!!!!!
     
  2. Coyote1

    Coyote1 New Member

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    Brother Luey;
    I don't much get into football myself but I read your post anyway.
    All I can say is:
    Boy are you gonna hear about it from some of the other Brothers and Sisters!!!:smile2: And I a-i-n-t getting in the way or taking "yeur" side either!
    Fraternally Yours,
    Coyote1
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  3. Little Luey

    Little Luey New Member

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    :smile2::smile2:
    It is all in fun bro, I just wanted the guys to see this but really you could inset your most disliked team name at the end. LOL.:wink:
     
  4. Blacky

    Blacky New Member

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    Don't worry Luey, someone from the NFC east will sent the Green Bay packing, home that is!
     
  5. Little Luey

    Little Luey New Member

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    Thanks Blacky. LOL.
    Got to love football season.:big_smile:
     
  6. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    now that was funny.:smile2:

    Dont under estimate the old man Bret F.. He may not be as good as he once was but he's as good once, as he ever was. or something like that.LOL.
    He has one last shot and might pull a John Elway. Course if he wins it, he'll be back. :wink::big_smile:
     
  7. Little Luey

    Little Luey New Member

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    yea, he is still a very capable QB. I was actually thinking that he looses, he will come back because he fell short, who knows what the man is thinking, he sure fooled a lot of us last year with all his crying and stuff.
     
  8. whiteriverbigcats

    whiteriverbigcats New Member

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    i thought it was good... i would have to change the teams...