I laughed till I cried!

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  1. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    I was doing a job for a customer today who just moved down here from New Jersey. As I was about to leave, we stood on her patio talking. She has a gas grill out there covered with a black cover. She started telling me about the field mice that like to nest in the grill. She said as soon as she gets one nest out, another one is built. The house is in a small subdivision with woods all around it. Then she tells me that she has been catching the mice with a "Have-a-Heart" trap so she won't hurt them. That struck me as a little strange but, being an animal lover myself, I understood. Then she told me that she takes the mice on a 10-12 mile trip up onto the Blue Ridge Parkway and turns them loose.......with a cheese sandwich! I laughed until tears were rolling down my cheeks. I had visions of the mountains full of cheese sandwiches. (You want that with mustard or mayo?) I told her that it's a good thing the gas prices are coming down because there are probably millions of field mice in the woods around her home. I should have asked her where she drops them. I could use a snack while I'm up there hunting! LOL :smile2:
     
  2. boswifedeb

    boswifedeb USCA Jailhouse Lawyer

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    Sounds like something my sister would do!!:eek:oooh:
     

  3. catman4926

    catman4926 New Member

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    She must have more money then sents
     
  4. bootshowl

    bootshowl New Member

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    Dang Willie, ain't there a bus station nearby??????
    :roll_eyes:
     
  5. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    I think I know that lady. I used to work with her. I saw her feed a skunk a cracker one day.
     
  6. GrandpaGoneFishing

    GrandpaGoneFishing New Member

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    Too Funny
     
  7. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    :tounge_out::tounge_out::tounge_out:
     
  8. Pastor E

    Pastor E New Member

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    Oh well that was funney:roll_eyes:
     
  9. FISHSKINNER

    FISHSKINNER Member

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    Hey Billie see if she will give em to ya I bet they would make good catfish bait
     
  10. brother hilljack

    brother hilljack New Member

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    Thanks for the funny story
     
  11. Creteus

    Creteus New Member

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    Tell her to set up a buffet in the woods with a few hamster houses for them to reside in. Could be a mouse town resort:smile2:
     
  12. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    I need to get her to save them for me. They make great muskie bait. LOL:smile2: