What disease did cured ham have? We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our thoughts. Who gets the extra penny? When do you become important enough to be considered assassinated and not just murdered? Is it possible to cry under water? Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box? Why did we put a man on the moon before we realized it would be a good idea to make luggage with wheels? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast? Why do we pay to get to the top of tall buildings, then pay to use binoculars to look at things on the ground? If we don't care that Jimmy cracked corn, why do we still sing about it? Do "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "The Alphabet Song" have the same tune? Why does a dog get mad at you if you blow in his face, but then stick his head out the window when you take him for a car ride?