I cant catch fish anymore

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by flathunter, May 29, 2006.

  1. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    Something happened to me appx 4 years ago, I stoped catching fish..I now try to catch fish, but everytime I go out it seems like I am cursed..Everything that can go wrong does go wrong, and it never gets better..My knots are slipping, I have developed a bad habit of shining my lite on the water, I cant cast without getting a backlash..Also when I do make a decent cast it usually goes into a overhanging tree limb..I sleep when I fish, and I snore loud and fart alot..I drive 100's of miles to fish with my fishing buddy.... I want to pay people to let me fish.

    I am very afraid that I have become......A MELLONHEAD!
     
  2. RIP

    RIP New Member

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    OH NO NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!! Get away from Mellon, don't think just do it before it's to late. RUN!
     

  3. copycat

    copycat New Member

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    You could always become a "Gnome" LMAO:lol:
     
  4. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    Maybe it is the company you are hanging around. LMAO
     
  5. kccats

    kccats New Member

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    Dude! Don't be saying those things.... it could come true!
    That would be a curse!
     
  6. Drawout

    Drawout Active Member

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    Lmbo...too funny :crazy: :big_smile:
     
  7. Dragger

    Dragger New Member

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    Attention all Brothers==== We all need to pray for Jack..hes going mellon.
     
  8. bigfish

    bigfish New Member

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    come back buddy come back, dont go to the light.
     
  9. dinkbuster1

    dinkbuster1 New Member

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    4 years? hmmm, how long have you known mellon now?:big_smile:
     
  10. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    I've heard about that kind of thing. I think they called it "Mellon-noma". The only way to get rid of it is to have it surgically removed.
     
  11. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    Dink, I first met Mellon 4years ago...hummmmmm
     
  12. dinkbuster1

    dinkbuster1 New Member

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    now that i think about it, ive known mellon since this past winter and my year is off to a horrible start! i need to find some "mellon-repellant" soon!:lol:
     
  13. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon New Member

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    I am a secret agent for PETA. I have given you all a virus that you will never get rid of.:lol:
     
  14. dip

    dip New Member

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    i think you meant mellon-gnoma
     
  15. Catfish_Commando

    Catfish_Commando TF Staff Member

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    LOL! +20 for that one! :embarassed:
     
  16. Itch2Scratch

    Itch2Scratch New Member

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    Jack...ya remember back before ya met Mellon and everything turned into a competition? The time you use to just plunk the bait out and kick back to relax? The time you use to take in natures beauty and the sounds of the night? Maybe its time to come back to your roots brother.:cool2: :0a26: THE BOY IS STRESSIN YA OUT!!!!!!....LMAO:waaaht:
     
  17. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    I agree Ken NO MORE GNOME!
     
  18. Itch2Scratch

    Itch2Scratch New Member

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    Try your local convienence store for some gnome-doze...at least he won't be shining the flashlight....LOL:tounge_out:
     
  19. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    I too had a nice fishing day just like that. You luck dog. :big_smile:
     
  20. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    It is just as I suspected, If you look at the second picture you posted under a "super intensified spectrodiocrometer" ( a tool designed to see these elusive creatures as they are delivered by a host) you will see what the problem is. Gnomes are notorious for taking over the bodies of humans and we all know that they can't catch fish unless they go to P$$$$$es. I hope it hasn't already done it to you Jack. MellonHead is the host that is delivering yours buddy, RUN!!!

    This it what I found with the SIS system.