I am going fishing tonight:

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by postbeetle, Nov 25, 2007.

  1. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Just read a copyrighted article from a source the Mods would pull my fingernails out if I mentioned. So I will paraphrase and plagiarize. The article is titled.

    "Eating more fish may reduce senior moments"

    Norway research folks have found that men and women who ate fish scored better on memory, visual conception, spatial motor skills and verbal fluency. The more they ate the better were their scores. A lot more in that article, but that is the jist of it.

    Unfortunately they didn't report whether the fish were from the Ohio or Mississippi and the level of mercury or dioxins present for you connoisseur's of catfish.

    In addition I will still have to take my Viagra. But Nancy won't care because I will be fishing all the time. John.
     
  2. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    Ain't enough fish eatin in the world gonna square you away. LOL! Remember, if it lasts more than 4 hours seek medical attention.:wink:
     

  3. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Helpful soul that you are, you Professional you. I just want to know how to catch more fish, Nancy could give a rat's rear end if it was for 5 minutes or 4 hours. God 4 hours, I might advertise in the love lorn column of our local paper. John.
     
  4. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    George ya THINK?????????:wink:
     
  5. fshnutz

    fshnutz New Member

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    Sounds like a 4 hour rod holder to me:crazy:
    Linz:wink:
     
  6. smokey

    smokey New Member

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    I would have to make a few calls befor I called the Doctor!!LOL
     
  7. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    any one need a coat hook?:crazy:
     
  8. anchorpuller

    anchorpuller New Member

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    Hmmm... That's a new hook to me. What exactly is a "coat" hook? Does it allow for better hook ups? Do you have to snell it?
    Can I use it for the tenderlips as well as the cats?
    Inquiring minds would like to know!
     
  9. anchorpuller

    anchorpuller New Member

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    John,

    Does this mean that if I eat fish with my diet coke, that the fish will counter the short term memory effects of the aspartame? I'm a diet cokeaholic, yet starting to feel the early onset of oldtimers. I need a antidote!
     
  10. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    Mrs.Anchorpuller "PLEASE DO-NOT mess with Johns head and twist it up any more than tis already!!!!" I know the man aint never been right but lets not send him completly over thy edge:wink:
     
  11. Kat-tamer

    Kat-tamer New Member

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    No, send him over the edge! His stories are so funny now they would be hilarious then.:wink::smile2:lol.
     
  12. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Everybody has to poke at me for something.

    You are funny.
    You are not funny enough.
    You are crazy.
    You are too serious.
    You have too much a temper.
    You don't participate.
    You participate too much.
    You are too opinionated.
    You beat around the bush too much.
    You give too many reps.
    You get too many reps.
    You thank too many people.
    You don't thank enough people.
    You poke at Nancy too much.
    You would be better off dead (I am working on that)
    You take too many drugs.
    You should take more drugs.

    And that is just what I see on the screen. You ought to see what I get in my PM's.

    Ya know what folks. What you see is what you are going to continue to get. Love me or shoot me. LOL.
     
  13. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    Thats cause you bring alot to the table bro and we love ya:wink:
     
  14. Phil Washburn

    Phil Washburn New Member

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    if that happened to me, here's how it would come down:

    me: dear, it's been more than 4 hours - shouldn't i go to the doc?

    she: honey, it will be ok, if you still have that problem next week we'll talk about seeking med advice:wink::smile2:
     
  15. MRR

    MRR New Member

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    4 Hours :roll_eyes:Dream on.You just as well go fishin.
     
  16. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    OOOOHHHHH JUST KICK POOR OLE PHIL WHY DONTCHA:eek:oooh:
     
  17. peewee williams

    peewee williams New Member

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    Being you are taking the Viagra and going fishing,Just WHAT are you doing while you are fishing?You sound like a very kinky Vet, to me!I love you Brothers and sisters.peewee
     
  18. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Peewee: I take along a bucket of Hickory Nuts and crack them to pass the time. LOL.
     
  19. peewee williams

    peewee williams New Member

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    Careful Bro.You can disappear off of here quicker than Bush can send you to Guantanamo.I love you Brothers and sisters.peewee