Humor while fishin

Discussion in 'All Catfishing' started by bigkat7698, Jul 19, 2009.

  1. bigkat7698

    bigkat7698 New Member

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    Lets hear some of the funny one liners that you have heard or said while fishin..I'll start
    How about when you reel in and your bait is gone "fishin on credit"
    How about when they swallow the hook deep "last supper"
     
  2. Flamekeeper

    Flamekeeper New Member

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    :eek:oooh:your going to stick yoouuur hand in there?!. :crazy:


    They ain't keeping my .75c Gama .:smile2:
     
    Last edited: Jul 20, 2009

  3. SGTREDNECK

    SGTREDNECK New Member

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    You have been gone three days, Where the $#@$ you been? Fishing.
     
  4. Overkil

    Overkil New Member

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    "why do you need a hook that big"?

    "why do you need that many poles?"
     
  5. kvillcat

    kvillcat New Member

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    You sure that smell is stink bait?.....MAYBE:wink:




    John
     
  6. bigkat7698

    bigkat7698 New Member

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    How about when your fishin and someone buzz's by so close you can touch them and then waves like a goofball..:angry::angry::angry:
     
  7. billNpam

    billNpam Active Member

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    How far does your bobber have to go under before you set the hook.

    Guess you forgot to leave your reel on free spool....that was a nice rod.
     
  8. Catmanblues

    Catmanblues New Member

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    You gonna use that for bait?
     
  9. oahegw

    oahegw Member

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    *****
    Do you eat those things ?? :big_smile:
     
  10. bodach

    bodach New Member

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    Nothing biting but the bugs and didnt catch nothing but a cold
    kinda lame but I just woke up blame it on the lack of coffee
     
  11. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    Flip the bail moron. There goes another $3. LOL!
     
  12. SCcatman

    SCcatman New Member

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    "That stink bait reminded me of an old girlfriend"
     
  13. Catfishboy1995

    Catfishboy1995 New Member

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    :smile2:
    lol:smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2:
     
  14. brinley45cal

    brinley45cal Active Member

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    My bellys hurtin i think im gonna have to go make some dip bait lol
     
  15. kitsinni

    kitsinni New Member

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    Usually the joke is that I caught the bait, own the boat, own the poles and found the spot then hand the pole to a friend that has never fished before and watch them totally out fish me 10:1.
     
  16. rcbbracing

    rcbbracing New Member

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    Those are some good ones guys but my favorite is "if i was going to get skunked i couldve done it at my local lake so why did i drive 2hours to get skunked?" lol
     
  17. littlejomojo

    littlejomojo New Member

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    that bobber swimming around out there your attempt at fish tagging