Humor at the expense of UGA Bulldogs

Discussion in 'Ersel's Gridiron Talk' started by Indigo Flats, Aug 12, 2008.

  1. Indigo Flats

    Indigo Flats New Member

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    15% OF THE U. OF Georgia FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST
    YEAR .


    THE JOKES ARE FLOWING ....

    A lady in Athens calls 911.
    Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I
    think he's going to rob me!'

    The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
    guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'


    ________________________________________________________

    Q: What is Mark Rich's biggest concern?

    A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

    _____________________________________________________

    Q: What do you call a drug ring in Athens?

    A: A huddle

    ______________________

    Q: Four Georgia players are in a car, who's driving?

    A: The police

    ____________________________________________________

    Q: Why can't most of the UGA players
    get into a huddle on the field?

    A: It is a parole violation to
    associate with known felons.

    __________________________________________________

    The U Ga team has adopted a new
    Honor System: 'Yes, your honor; No, your Honor'.

    _____________________________________________________

    The Dogs are hoping for an undefeated season this year....
    11 Arrests, 0 convictions.

    ______________________________________________________

    Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring Training?

    A: Studying their Miranda Rights
     
  2. bumper

    bumper New Member

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    That was funny, even if it was at the expense of my Dawgs....They'll be ready for the Gamecocks on Sept. 13th though. Ol' Spurrier might want to get a restraining order against the Dawgs to help SC's chances :wink::big_smile:.
     

  3. allena

    allena New Member

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    Will they have enough players that are allowed to leave the state? They may have to play all games in the state of GA. Sorry couldn`t resist.:wink:
     
  4. Indigo Flats

    Indigo Flats New Member

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    No doubt they will be after pay back for last year's game!!
     
  5. Blacky

    Blacky New Member

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    Mark Richt learned all this from his mentor Bobby Bowden at FSU (Free Shoes University).
     
  6. redfishman

    redfishman New Member

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    That's was funny- a diehard purple and gold Tiger Fan I'm going to defer the SEC and Nat'l Championship to 'da DAWGS. I'm perfectly happy for LSU to Win the Nat'l championship every 4 or 5 years as long as it is another SEC Team that wins(except Bama) to get some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. It's the Dawgs Turn now---maybe Vol's next year????

    One thing for sure the hottest and most anticipated event this year is when Nick(Who) comes to town with the Tide.

    GO DAWGS
    GEAUX LSU
    GO SEC
    BEAT BAMA
     
  7. MattShannon

    MattShannon New Member

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    What about the games that go past 9PM? Gotta be a curfew violation.
     
  8. Bambu

    Bambu New Member

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    laugh while you can
     
  9. allena

    allena New Member

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    Still giggling about the last time we played UGA. Speed is not restricted to one conference.
     
  10. Bambu

    Bambu New Member

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    so do you think wv will be able to stay at the level the are with the new coach, especially if he doesnt win as many games. you know how fans are 1 badseason and people will wont somebody new.
     
  11. allena

    allena New Member

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    The head coach is well liked and respected by the players. Other coaches on this team said they didn`t think anyone could motivate the team after the last coach left. He has hired what may be the best staff in the country and has a hands off approach toward his coaches. WVU is not hard on their coaches. Nehlan was here for 20 years and rod was here for seven even after a 3-8 year. There is ?? marks for the defensive corners and safety`s, but hopefully they will jell quickly. Offensively everyone knows that story. I hope things go well and I may buy you a drink in Miami this Jan. GOOD LUCK
     
  12. MattShannon

    MattShannon New Member

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    I think the fiesta bowl already answered that question.