How to keep stress down:::

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Angelkitty, May 20, 2008.

  1. Angelkitty

    Angelkitty New Member

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    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.



    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.



    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,ask If They Want Fries with that.



    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it"In".



    5.

    Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso

    6.

    In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

    7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".



    8. Don't use any punctuation.



    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.



    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.



    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Oorder Is "To Go".



    12. Sing Along At The Opera.



    13. Go To A Poetry Recital.

    And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.



    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.



    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.



    17.

    When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

    18.

    When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

    "

    20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..

    Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.



    Its Called ... therapy
     
  2. catfishjohn

    catfishjohn New Member

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    Thanks! I got this as a comment from you on myspace also. I loved it! I'd Rep you but i'm out of power for now....:wink::big_smile:
     

  3. SweetSymphony672

    SweetSymphony672 New Member

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    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,ask If They Want Fries with that.




    I'm liking that one lol
    Think I'm gonna try it out and get on my mate's nerves!
    Thanks :big_smile::wink:
     
  4. dinger66

    dinger66 New Member

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    you get reps for that doll:smile2:
     
  5. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    You made me smile Patricia. Thanks and reps to you.