How many of you old women play bingo?

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Nobody Special, Apr 3, 2006.

  1. Nobody Special

    Nobody Special New Member

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    My old lady goes every chance she gets. I go now and then when I feel lucky but it's pretty boring to me. She won a couple of jackpots totaling $6,500 one year and I didn't file it on my taxes and the IRS got us. We had to give them about half to make them happy.
     
  2. wishiwasfishin

    wishiwasfishin New Member

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    lol i guess uncle sam was to busy to win his on money so he had to get his share:)
     

  3. TeamCatHazzard

    TeamCatHazzard New Member

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    Thats crazy how did they find out? Was it when you deposited it in your account and it didnt show up as being taxed? That is so dumb Uncle Sam always has to get more than his fair share.
     
  4. Nobody Special

    Nobody Special New Member

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    When you win on the small stuff, they just give you the money. On the jackpots, you have to give your social security number and stuff and they report it to the IRS. That's the way they do it here anyway. She used to play on the Army post at Fort Campbell and if you won a big amount, they would mail out a check for it.
     
  5. dademoss

    dademoss Member

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    I've only won the small stuff, but one of these days :)
     
  6. ersel

    ersel New Member

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    Grumpy you have a way with words!:cool:
     
  7. 1sporticus

    1sporticus Active Member

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    How do you get a 1000 cows in the barn?












    Just put up a Bingo sign.
     
  8. Nobody Special

    Nobody Special New Member

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    How do you get an old woman to say the "F" word?










    Have another old woman yell "BINGO">
     
  9. Cheryl

    Cheryl Well-Known Member

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    Well Mark, I see the old men have been answering you.........LOL. Good jokes by the way. I played when I was very young, but have yet to play as an old woman. Just not my cup of tea, YET. LOL.
     
  10. gargoil77

    gargoil77 New Member

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    I've only played once and that was at the rec hall in Germany when I was stationed over there. I would've won trips to Spain, France, Belgium and the Netherlands if I was paying attention and not drinking. My wife (ex now) was so mad at me. I didn't care. I did end up winning a cheap ballcap that said Spain on it.
     
  11. james

    james New Member

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    !!!!BINGO!!!!:know-big:
     
  12. Catcaller

    Catcaller New Member

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    My wife started out with bingo...but now she's graduated to the slots. :conc-big:

    Does it bother me really?? Hell no!!! It just gives me MUCH needed leverage to keep on spending outrageous amounts of $$ on fishing equipment and time to spend all night on the river...LOL!!

    What I tell her when she complains about my spending habits is this...At LEAST I have something to show for the money I spent!!!