How A Big Flathead Catfish, & My ...WIFE Are Similar!! LOL!!!

Discussion in 'Flathead Catfish' started by catfishrollo, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    I posted this in the Ohio forum, but maybe this is where I should have put it!
    Been sitting here tonight listening to the ole lady, and thinking about fishing... There are some some things that that are similar believe it or not! Not saying I like any of them, but here's what I'm thinkin.....

    1. They both have a big mouth!

    2. They both only like to get frisky once a year it seems!! LOL

    3. Ask them what they want for lunch or dinner? It changes by the second!

    4. Give them both no reason to leave, and they still will!!

    5. Try to touch them after dark, and be prepared to get your BUTT KICKED:wink::smile2: ....rollo



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  2. kenlaw76

    kenlaw76 Well-Known Member

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    I hear that! :smile2:
     

  3. Cuda

    Cuda Active Member

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    I'm on my 3rd one and you are right on all counts for all of them! So I know where you are coming from my freind! Been there done that myself!:wink: Lol
     
  4. MRR

    MRR New Member

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    And you all are wanting Santa Claus to come and see you!!:wink: NOT:roll_eyes:
    Good luck sleeping on the couch or worse yet in the dog house.Man it's too cold for that. I may think it sometimes but sure ain't gonna say it.Least not to her anyway. No sense of HUMER:eek:oooh:
     
  5. Snagged2

    Snagged2 New Member

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  6. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    Jason you either like to live dangerously or your sure your wife want read this post. I agree your Christmas and future looks bleak.
     
  7. Blacky

    Blacky New Member

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  8. catfish_clayton

    catfish_clayton New Member

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    Wow, I never realized the similarities between women and catfish.
     
  9. katfish ken

    katfish ken New Member

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    Blacky

    Once the ring hits the finger. A beautiful woman walks buy, you'll fell like a dog on a chain. All you can do is run to the end of the chain and Bark.:wink:
     
  10. katsandsuds

    katsandsuds New Member

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    After a few years, you don't even run to the end of the chain!! Not even worth the effort.
     
  11. catfishcrazy256

    catfishcrazy256 New Member

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    Just dont bark to loud, or she will jerk on the chain !!! LOL :0a28::beat_brick::dribble:
     
  12. john catfish young

    john catfish young New Member

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    Thats a good one Rollo. I thought there was something peculiar bout my wife. Now I see....shes part Flathead!!!! I wonder if she'll go for a big Bluegill tonight or if she is in the mood to just lay around and not do much at all?....LOL:smile2:
     
  13. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    my guess from experience is lay around and not do much at all....Then again, whats the moon phase? :roll_eyes::crazy: rollo
     
  14. justaredneck

    justaredneck New Member

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    i still think catfish are better than wifes they may be similar but at least with catfish u can throw them back if u dont want um. and with a little luck my wife will never see this post.:big_smile: i love u dear
     
  15. CountryHart

    CountryHart New Member

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    I best just decline comment at this point.:cool2:
     
  16. FATFLATTIE

    FATFLATTIE New Member

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    Greatest post in BOC history, way to go Rollo:smile2::worship:

    Sure hope your wife doesn't see it though or that once a year might turn into a bicentennial celebration:wink:
     
  17. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    Guys, as funny as this post may be.. My wife actually seen the thread before I sent it.. She didn't say much, but knew it was simply all fun and nothing meant. We get along great and I love her more than anything... It's fun when you can have a relationship like we do, and make humor with it also...:wink: rollo
     
  18. justaredneck

    justaredneck New Member

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    yea, my luck ran out my wife is lookin at it right now. good thing i have a big couch
     
  19. Snagged2

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    Don't forget,,, Flatheads can detect food at distance,, :roll_eyes:

    They may eat their young :crazy:


    Flatheads are NOT human........:wink:
     
  20. poisonpits

    poisonpits Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    rollo my hat was off to you but then rite away you start crawfishing.bad dog.and thats all im saying on this subject my wifes 6 foot 2.