How A Big Flathead Catfish, & My ...WIFE Are Similar!! LOL!!!

Discussion in 'LOCAL OHIO TALK' started by catfishrollo, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    Been sitting here tonight listening to the ole lady, and thinking about fishing... There are some some things that that are similar believe it or not! Not saying I like any of them, but here's what I'm thinkin.....

    1. They both have a big mouth!

    2. They both only like to get frisky once a year it seems!! LOL

    3. Ask them what they want for lunch or dinner? It changes by the second!

    4. Give them both no reason to leave, and they still will!!

    5. Try to touch them after dark, and be prepared to get your BUTT KICKED:wink::smile2: ....rollo
     
  2. smokey869

    smokey869 New Member

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    i take it yer wife dont get on here and read any of your post's rollo, if so you would be cut off :wink: but if she is expecting i spose that frisky thing has been used up fer the year lol,i think you forgot one too, ya know something about an odor......
     

  3. BIG_D

    BIG_D New Member

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    u r one brave man rollo lol:crazy::eek:oooh:
     
  4. ozzyso44

    ozzyso44 New Member

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    Wow. My goodness. Ummm. I like to joke about my wife's antics and habits. I tell her it's because I love her. I lie alot. I'm not lying about the love, just about the stories I tell.:wink: Read my signature. If your wife kicks you out of the house, blame it on one of the forthcoming posts. You got guts. I wonder what a divorce lawyer costs:smile2:
     
  5. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    that would give me a reason to live on the river somewhere!:wink: rollo
     
  6. ozzyso44

    ozzyso44 New Member

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    Keep it up and you will get there! Have faith:smile2:
     
  7. dankitch

    dankitch New Member

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    Jason, you are a brave man, my friend. If your wife see that, you have had it. Don't tell here I said this, but it is funny!!! LOL
     
  8. slimdaddy

    slimdaddy Well-Known Member

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    rollo you better hope she doesnt take an axe to your boat if she sees this :crazy::big_smile::smile2:
     
  9. zmany2k

    zmany2k New Member

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    :smile2::tounge_out::smile2: That's good stuff. I think you might end up fishing in your bait tank sooner than you thought.

    MY WIFE IS NOTHING LIKE THAT! i think she might read some of my posts.
     
  10. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    20 bucks and we wont show yer wife this post:crazy: (LOL) yer so hit(LOL)
     
  11. hunted

    hunted New Member

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    lol,thats a good one.
    i would never post anything about my wife like that.only because karma has a way of kicking me so hard that the couch seems like a good place to slep.
     
  12. metalman

    metalman Well-Known Member

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    6. But when you finally get your hands on either of one them, you realize why it was you fell in love with them in the first place:wink::wink:...W
     
  13. zmany2k

    zmany2k New Member

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    See rollo. He just came up with a good way to get you out of the doghouse. Now you just need to 1. Copy 2. Click edit 3. paste. That equals no couch/bait tank fishing.

    I still say that was pretty funny.:smile2::smile2:
     
  14. Still_Waters...

    Still_Waters... New Member

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    ..... In a van perhaps?:wink:
     
  15. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    Hey, thats an idea... You could take the seats out, and build bunk beds, even put ya a 50 gal. drum in the ground under it, and have a crapper and propane stove in there.. Dunno about direct TV? But heck... I could make due for a summer!!!! :eek:oooh::smile2: rollo
     
  16. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    And you wouldn't have to pay taxes on it either, being its on wheels:wink::roll_eyes::big_smile: rollo
     
  17. misterwhisker

    misterwhisker New Member

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    sounds like you should have practiced catch and release lol :smile2:
     
  18. katfish ken

    katfish ken New Member

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    Last one I released cost me out the---- well it was worth it come to think of it and the lawyer was $750. Though ya might want to know.:wink:
     
  19. loanwizard

    loanwizard Well-Known Member

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    Dont forget..... They both have smooth skin, and lets see.... you are from Dresden.... neither have teeth..... and.... oh yeah.... the whiskers!

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wink:

    You show her this and I will bury you out on the river..... You can't hide from me fella! I got lights.... BIG lights!
     
  20. s_man

    s_man New Member

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    Here's a couple more for the list "Generic", Not rollo specific lol.

    Neither will blink durring a stareing contest.

    I'm always wondering if my rod is undersized.