Every two days, they call "This is Household Bank you can sign up Account Secured Plus" etc....... Every two days, I say "No". I've been having fun w/ them lately. I try to see how long I can keep them on the phone. I just did pretty good. 43 minutes. SWEET! I just keep repeating myself and ask them to repeat theirselves. Poor guys/gals their english is so bad it take them so long to repeat theirself. I had this poor lady thinking I was on disability because a catfish the size of a car bit my leg off while I was diving under the water trying to weld a part to the iron bridge that crosses the Ohio River. That didnt faze her, she kept going. After another 20 minutes I said "That sounds good & I could probally afford it if we find the treasure at the end of the rainbow that we've been searching for on our days off"..... Again not fazed, I said "Hang on my unicorn is barking"..... You guessed it, not fazed. Finally I said I gotta go talk about this on the BOC.... and had to hang up.