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Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Bill in SC, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. Bill in SC

    Bill in SC New Member

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    AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:



    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HI T THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

    DAILY THOUGHT:

    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
     
  2. santeefishhunter

    santeefishhunter New Member

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    Now that will make you laugh! Good one Bill !:smile2:
     

  3. GrandpaGoneFishing

    GrandpaGoneFishing New Member

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    Thanks for the Laughs. Good post.​
     
  4. Slatebar

    Slatebar New Member

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    #5, would that be an Aw-Choo or an Aw-Sh!t ? :embarrassed_2:
     
  5. punkin570

    punkin570 New Member

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    Well, that sure makes ya giggle. Thanks for the laughs Bill. Merry Christmas to your family from mine.
     
  6. countryboy79

    countryboy79 New Member

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    AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.:smile2: I mite try that one!!! lol
     
  7. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    I go outside. No seat to lift. LOL
     
  8. drpepper

    drpepper New Member

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    Take the dishes out first... lol
     
  9. CBurns87

    CBurns87 New Member

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    After the weekend i had, i needed a laugh...thanks:big_smile:
     
  10. catwhisper

    catwhisper New Member

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    that was good Bill, thanks! Merry Christmas and God bless