Hillbilly Mirror

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by catfishjohn, May 18, 2006.

  1. catfishjohn

    catfishjohn New Member

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    I'm from KY and loved this one...
    After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing
    what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
    As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly b***h he's runnin' around with."
     
  2. Desperado

    Desperado Active Member

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    LMAO!!! Thats is a good one!
     

  3. Catmaster

    Catmaster New Member

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    LMAO!!!!!!! thats great
     
  4. trnsmsn

    trnsmsn New Member

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    LMAO,:lol: :lol: :lol: , THat's Great, Elliot
     
  5. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    Thats a good one!
     
  6. ersel

    ersel New Member

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    That was good!!!
     
  7. Patmansc

    Patmansc Well-Known Member

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    That's great! Thanks for the laugh :big_smile:
     
  8. squirtspop

    squirtspop New Member

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    Good one. I'm glad you said she was from Kentucky and not some other state....I'd be worried you were talking about some of my family. rofl
     
  9. blackhorse83

    blackhorse83 New Member

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    Good stuff!!!!! hope I can remember this for the guys at work
     
  10. beeheck

    beeheck New Member

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    Now that was funny!
     
  11. MRR

    MRR New Member

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    :lol: LOL THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. IN ORDER FOR ME TO REMEMBER IT I'D HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN. I'M THE WORLDS WORSE REMEMBERING JOKES OF ANY KIND. ENOUGH SAID. THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE.
     
  12. bmaultbay

    bmaultbay New Member

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    good one. were can I git me sum of dem pitures?:big_smile:
     
  13. dwreel

    dwreel New Member

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    Good one,john. My dog did a double-take of my mirror image once. :big_smile:
     
  14. Dragger

    Dragger New Member

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    thats a good one John, thanks..........:lol:
     
  15. ohiocattracker

    ohiocattracker New Member

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    :big_smile_2: Thats a real good one John.Thanks for sharing
     
  16. RamRod

    RamRod New Member

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    LMAO!!! Great post!:lol: