O.k. This is just hillarious. I am easily ammused, but this really is funny. I just caught my girlfriend's son's girlfriend eating my catfish bait!!! For real. I made up some hot dogs with some garlic and parmesian cheese, and was letting it marinate in a container in the kitchen. She had it all mixed up in some noodles. When I asked where she got it, she said "From that bowl. It's REALLY GOOD." I said "That's my bait!" Y'all should've seen the look on her face. Priceless. It probably was good, but now I don't have much to fish with because she hogged them all down. I hope the fish like them as much as she did.