Hey Guys...I Know You Want To See This And Laugh At Me!!! LOL!

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by channelcat_tracker, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. channelcat_tracker

    channelcat_tracker New Member

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    ok go ahead and laugh at me for this. memorial day, was aweful. i did do what i wanted to. so i hit my catfishin pond saturday around 230 pm and fished till 830. nothing. hit it sunday night to monday morning. NOTHING! and then i went over maintenance check as usual and found this! the night before, a turtle jugline got me. i threw it out with a gill on it and the hook gave me a 3 inch gash on my right arm by the joint. that needed stitches yet i refused to get em and continued fishin.:big_smile:

    the next was a rash that showed up. IT WAS EVERYWHERE!!!!! i got it from the algae that i took out the day before. it had some kind of chemical on it. boy it itches.:crazy:

    the next was that i am covered in mosquito bites. they are all over my arms and legs.:crazy:

    then i went ahead and sticked me a johnsonville brat on a campfire cooking fork and when it was done i was sooooo starving that i went ahead to eat it. well my dumbness paid off cuz i ended up with a nice straight branded burn from the fork on my lip. guess i wont go that hungry again:embarassed:

    then my foot came out all bloody from the slicing the rocks and sticks did on my feet when i was flyfishin with no shoes on. lol

    all of that pain and suffering for absolutely NO CATFISH. i only had one bite on my dead snake and thats it.

    the only good that came from this was when i got bored i took the owner of the pond who i was fishin with i took his recurve and some arrows. (This is not a bowfishing combination) well i practiced with it on bluegills and nothing came from that. well about the 3rd hour of that, i got smart and found a group of gills sittin in a column at a broadside angle. so i took a shot at it and thought i totaly misssed. well when i went to get the arrow, i saw a little 3 inch bluegill floatin up with the arrow. i hit it right in the brains or above the eye.

    last but not least the last bit of good was that on my juglines, i produced a nice 5 pound ba$$. i know i shouldnt say this but when you go fishing for 20+ hours with no fish other than gills, a ba$$ sounds pretty good to catch. but too bad it swallowed the hook and gill and died. i have pictures of it so thats good. also i got free everything. bait food lodging Everything!!!!! well lets see what you guys say. do you think this is dumber than what mellon does? :big_smile:
     
  2. copycat

    copycat New Member

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    Don't worry Tony, age will come and wisdom will follow. You sound like me when I was your age. They were fun days for sure and just like you, I have a few "battle scars":big_smile:

    PS. Nice signature picture!
     

  3. flaboy

    flaboy New Member

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    FUN< FUN< FUN< Think of the stories for the grandkids!
    when I was your age I----------------------:lol:
     
  4. Big Country01

    Big Country01 New Member

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    well you know the saying....
    if your gonna be hardheaded, you gotta be tough.....lol
    at least it sounds like you had a good time....:roll_eyes:
     
  5. channelcat_tracker

    channelcat_tracker New Member

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    yea i guess your right. i am tough but that flathead came from a different day. i dont know how to upload pictures on a post so i cant show the bass and gill:lol:
     
  6. Chief

    Chief New Member

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    lately it seems we've been getting beat up
     
  7. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    Sounds like a tipical fishing trip to me, LOL!!! Everyone has days like that, don't beat yourself up over it!!!
     
  8. Buddrice

    Buddrice New Member

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    You have to take the bad days with the good ones.Put it behind you and keep fishing.But wear some shoes and think before you do ! LOL
     
  9. YeeHaw

    YeeHaw New Member

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    Oh man that had to of sucked. I'm not the only one to have fun this memorial weekend. Me and some of my BOC buddies went to the Ozarks, and i got a $150 ticket.
     
  10. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    "What doesn't kill you, will surely make you stronger".....and hopefully a bit wiser!
     
  11. ladyfish50

    ladyfish50 New Member

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    Johnsonville brat....$2.00
    Film for camera......$3.99
    Replacement arrows after practicing on gills...$7.00
    A fun day spent fishing.....PRICELESS!!
    Look at it this way...you should have used up all your bad luck for a l-l-o-o-o-n-n-g time!! Be Careful!!
     
  12. channelcat_tracker

    channelcat_tracker New Member

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    i dont suppose it would have gotten worse. but when you put some pop, peroxide, and some good ole fishing buddies, LIFE IS GREAT!!!!!! wow when i think of it, it makes me laugh sooooooooooooooooo hard!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :tounge_out:
     
  13. curdog

    curdog New Member

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    Sounds like catfishing to me! It could have been worse you could have been stuck in the house watching jerry springer!! LOL
     
  14. Doyle

    Doyle New Member

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    Tony, I think you got the right attitude! You'll do great in any thing you do in this life.:smile2:
     
  15. channelcat_tracker

    channelcat_tracker New Member

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    yea if im stuck with jerry springer and no catfishin shows, i might as well be a nice catfish on a fryin skillet!:lol: :lol: