Halloween Party

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by poppie, Nov 4, 2005.

  1. poppie

    poppie New Member

    This was sent to me by my Brother-in-law and is just a tad racy :wub:


    A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got
    a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

    He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said
    she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of
    his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he

    The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
    without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party. Since
    her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

    She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
    on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

    His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe
    herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff
    that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since
    he was her husband.

    Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little ...... Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and
    got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what
    Kind of a time he had.
    He said: - Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
    Time when you're not there.

    - Did you dance much?

    - I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
    there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den
    and played poker all evening.

    But you're not going to believe what
    happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."

    WHOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Later, Poppie :rolleyes: