H20 Mellons new guide service

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by flathunter, Jul 5, 2006.

  1. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    Brothers I hear this is in the works, here is some of the details I know so far.

    He will not catch the bait

    He cant show you proper tactics on hook tying

    He cant show you how to cast, unless overhanging trees are near.



    A castnet throwing demo will not be included.

    He does promise to take you on some of the most turtle infested waters in the usa.

    He will not gaurentee fish, or even a good spot to fish.


    He does promise to make you pay for all the gas for the boat

    He does promise that he will not stay awake all night, thus sparing you all those boring storys about the one that got away.

    And after a days fishing, if you get skunked "you will" he will take you to one of those places where you have to pay to fish, and let you buy yours and his ticket..

    Prices will be negotible, depending if his jeep breaks down on the way, and how much the repairs cost "you"
     
  2. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    LMAO Jack, yall crack me up.
     

  3. MRR

    MRR New Member

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    :lol: LOL With friends like that who needs any enimies.:roll_eyes:
     
  4. Drawout

    Drawout Active Member

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    Rates?? lmao :cool2:
     
  5. Itch2Scratch

    Itch2Scratch New Member

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    WHAT A DEAL!..LOL:roll_eyes: (I think those rates only apply to Flathunter):lol:
     
  6. jdstraka

    jdstraka Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Yes but what of all the great memories you have youll be able to tell the Grandkids! besides I have it from a good source that you are his HERO! Yep H20 loves you Brother. Bigcatman0816.
     
  7. jerseycat9

    jerseycat9 New Member

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    Cant you Guys Just kiss and make Up?
     
  8. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    we done made up:big_smile: This is jsut the normal stuff.:big_smile:
     
  9. Salmonid

    Salmonid New Member

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    Hey Jack you forgot the part where you also have to back the boat trailer in for him and again when you leave, today he was all over the place, needed about 8 tries to get it in the water, (empty trailer, trying to load up as i got there to launch the Smurf boat)I told him Id have to give him some lessons :embarassed:

    Salmonid
     
  10. catseeman

    catseeman New Member

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    Do we get to abuse him and his tackle like you do?
    If so then the h ll with the fishing , Ijust go for the fun of it anyway.
    Does he play cards any better than he is rumored to fish?
    The excuses are whats fun.
     
  11. TxRiverman

    TxRiverman New Member

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    You guys aint right:lol: !!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. FishMan

    FishMan New Member

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    sounds like my kind of guide. heck anybody can catch a fish if someone points at it and hands you a weapon.
     
  13. Arkansascatman777

    Arkansascatman777 New Member

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    Id pay good money but Id have to be in another boat and watch this from a safe distance.
     
  14. blackhorse83

    blackhorse83 New Member

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    Thats good stuff Jack but I think he will be comming back at ya for sure.
     
  15. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    Johnny I am not sure there is such a thing as a safe distance. LMAO
     
  16. IL Hunter

    IL Hunter New Member

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    That sounds Like everything I've never wanted! I'm in!
     
  17. Dragger

    Dragger New Member

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    Is that a regular trip ? , or can it be super-sized
     
  18. Flatheadhunter33

    Flatheadhunter33 New Member

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    You two are part of the reason I keep logging on! LMAO! I cant wait to read Mellon's answer to this one!
     
  19. pendog66

    pendog66 New Member

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    jack your the only guide i need. when are we fishing again??
     
  20. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    Anytime nate, any time..That is after this stinking spawn is over:angry: