Got a new WAY COOL liver connection!

Discussion in 'Catfishing Baits' started by eggman, Jul 4, 2006.

  1. eggman

    eggman New Member

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    One of my local grocery stores has recently stopped putting chicken liver out with their chicken products. The meat guy said they were having to throw it away so now they just keep it frozen. I told him this was no good for catfishing if you had to wait for it to thaw. Well just 40 yards down the otherway is the deli right? now in this deli is a beautful young lady by the name of Paula who I just have happened to be trying to let me take her out sometime but that is another story. I was telling her about my problem and (bless her heart) she promptly said that she could sell me all the fresh liver i needed for just a dollar per pound.Oh there is a God I thought so i said give me three pounds....this is where it gets really good - She gets it in 5lb plastic bags and opens one up, puts the liver from bag into a container and weighs just liver, no blood. Normally you are payin for the blood in those little tubs ya see but not anymore. Then after she fixed me up to deli tubs of the freshest liver I had ever seen she then asked if I wanted her to pour any of the chicken blood into each????????? Oh my....right then I was deeply in love with little Paula and promptly told her so. She giggled and made me promise to take her fishing soon. What more could I ask for? A great new liver hook up but a possible love connection as well? Guess the ol saying is true, even the sun shines on a dog's a$$ once in a while....

    egg
     
  2. catfishjohn

    catfishjohn New Member

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    Sounds like you got the hook up brother.Good Luck with the liver and with Paula!!! :big_smile:
     

  3. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    A BUCK A POUND! You can bet the love connection is gonna cost ya way more!!!! LOL!
     
  4. copycat

    copycat New Member

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    Sounds like your buying her bait and she is buying yours!LOL Now be nice when she out fishes you! LOL.
    Good luck with that!
     
  5. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    Nice to see you got the hook up on bait brother. Like Big George said, it will cost ya more in the long run. LMAO
     
  6. FishMan

    FishMan New Member

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    way to go Doug, it doesn't get any better than that. Take her overnight fishing on a moon lit nite. Have other activity also. When you get back to the camp spot after fishing you pull out the flowers. Bingo. You must go all out when you find a fishing woman.

    GOOD LUCK

    P.S. I almost forgot. You should impress her with your big one. FISH, big fish, shame on you for thinking that.
     
  7. RIP

    RIP New Member

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    Ha who says you can't catch any thing with liver.:lol:
     
  8. dcaruthers

    dcaruthers New Member

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    I think I have seen it all. The women are now catching us with our own catfish bait. They will be putting rod holders on the lawn mowers next.
     
  9. Ghoulscout 13

    Ghoulscout 13 New Member

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    :eek:oooh: way to go brother!!!!!
     
  10. Deltalover

    Deltalover New Member

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    Man, you are smooooth!:big_smile:
     
  11. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    You, sly, dink catch'n devil you, LOL!!!
    You Da Man, You finally caught a biggun on livers, LOL!!
     
  12. MattShannon

    MattShannon New Member

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    That's how they getcha "hooked," but you'll be paying for that liver one way or another. If she caught her a sucker, you can always resell them for double. lol I can see it already. Kid asks mom, "How did you and dad meet?" "I gave him my liver." Good catch, not too many women would go that far for their man. lol
     
  13. kccats

    kccats New Member

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    Sounds to me like how it is on the water.
    Eggs the bottom feeding channel catfish and the deli chick is like many on the BOC who prefer livers for bait.

    Goes to show you though, you CAN catch a big one with livers!
     
  14. WV Hillbilly

    WV Hillbilly New Member

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    That one sounds like a keeper, don't let her get away.
     
  15. squirtspop

    squirtspop New Member

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    I just wonder which one of em is baiting the other.
     
  16. ersel

    ersel New Member

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    Sounds like a stalker to me........



    Just kidding congrats.
     
  17. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    couldn't have said it better myself. I bet the bought bait cost way less though.
     
  18. blindfly69

    blindfly69 New Member

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    that would be awesome........now if only it was a shad farm lol
     
  19. PeZ

    PeZ New Member

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    Thats awsome man i love to hear storys like that
     
  20. chris45601

    chris45601 New Member

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    Buddy you can't find too many women that fish it's like pulling teeth to get mine to come out and watch. I say shes a keep GL