We have a little rack on the wall of our shower. In that rack are three pump bottles. One holds the body wash, the second holds something my wife uses and I believe the last one holds hair shampoo. Since I'm bald, I really only use the first one. Well, this a.m. I jump in the shower and grab a handful of the first bottle and shower with it. Kind of slimy stuff, that smells like flowers...didn't lather worth a lick either. Went out to the kitchen and told my wife to get some of the old Walmart stuff and get rid of this junk. She looked at me, and sniffed me. She said, "You just showered with my hair conditioner." We went and looked and she had switched the order of the body wash and hair conditioner bottles in the rack. Apparently, my comments following this revelation were considered inappropriate. It sounds like I may be sleeping on the couch tonight. On the other hand, my chest hair and underarm hair has never been softer and shinier!