God and the scientist

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Ace, Aug 27, 2006.

  1. Ace

    Ace New Member

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    God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist saysto him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore.

    Science has finally figured out a way to createlife out of nothing.

    In other words, we can nowdo what you did in the "Beginning.""

    "Oh, is that so? Tell me...." replies God.

    "Well, says the scientist,

    "We can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life
    into it, thus creating man."

    "Well, that's very interesting. Show me"

    So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

    "Oh no, no, no,...." interrupts God





    "GET YOUR OWN DIRT"


    :misdoubt: :amazed: :doubt:


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  2. pk_powell

    pk_powell New Member

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    Excellent post Ace! Excellent!--------------pk powell:smile2:
     

  3. gcarlin

    gcarlin New Member

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    LMAO. I dont know where you get'em Ace ,but, I enjoy them.
     
  4. jailcop2

    jailcop2 New Member

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    Thanks for another good one .!!!
     
  5. Crackr

    Crackr New Member

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    Always a pleasure to read yer posts. Keep 'em comin'!
     
  6. Believer

    Believer New Member

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    I truly believe that God has a sense of humor! :big_smile:
     
  7. copycat

    copycat New Member

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    Thanks ACE, I thoroughly enjoyed that one!!!:lol: