Sitting here 'cause I don't want to go out on the ice, thinking of something. A couple of weeks ago, before the winter ice storm hit us, Nancy conned me into going shopping with her. Okey Dokey. I went. Amongst the 3,948 places we went was a health food store. She "needed" some things. Nancy likes tea. The weirder the better. She came to the tea isle. Several 100 kinds of tea. Perusing them she found one she had to have. It was called "PMS Tea". Get this. It has.... Roasted dandelion root Roasted chickory root Parsely leaf Organic nettle leaf Ova ursi leaf (if you know what this is I'll give ya a buck) Organic cornsilk style and stigma Carob pod, roasted Oatstraw herb Roasted barley kernel Chickweed herb Cramp bark She was going to drink this. If I tried to smoke this, I would get my rear end thrown in jail. They would think I was a Mexican drug runner. Okey Dokey, I told her she would be better off getting spayed. While she was deciding whether to get two boxes or one I looked around the tea selection. Do you think I could find Prostate Tea Remedy, Viagra Substitute Tea, Hair Replacement Tea, New Tooth Enamel Tea, or Alzheimer's Preventative Tea for guys my age? Noooooooo! Talk about gender biased marketing. Who do I write to? This has got to stop. John. PS-Anybody out there want to buy two boxes minus one bag of PMS TEA. I don't even think The Barse would drink this stuff poured into his Dark Ale. God.